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Who would you choose to pick a fight with?
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Stephen K. Hayes.

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Myself. I would so go Fight Club on me.
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Adam....for letting Eve con him into breaking the rules.
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Uwe Boll, or Courtney Solomon

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Go0gleplex wrote:
Adam....for letting Eve con him into breaking the rules.

Have you ever tried to argue with cleavage and fig leaves?

I think I want to fight Moses.

You know he's a badass.

I wanna fight Brad Pitt.

This ones for Jennifer!
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Rob Liefeld.

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Georges St. Pierre - because if you don't piss him off, he'll be merciful and take you out in a kind manner, rather than trying to kill you
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Toby Keith
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Fig leaves and cleavage do little to move me anymore these days...simply because such things always come with a catch and a nasty habit of biting on in the nether regions....

Yeah...I'm a cynic...but I don't have to worry about secrets.
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Bruce Lee!
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DeadReborn wrote:
Toby Keith

Oooh! I forgot about him! He owns a bar here in KC, too...

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I want to fight David Hasselhoff...Knight Rider era.
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Rosie O'donnel
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Rhuvein wrote:
Bruce Lee!

Dude! I would so pay for a whoopin from Bruce Lee!

But when he tastes his own blood...I'm running.
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Joe wrote:
Dude! I would so pay for a whoopin from Bruce Lee!

But when he tastes his own blood...I'm running.

You would pay in teeth!

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I'm a lover not a fighter!
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Stephen Hawkins.
Just kidding.

I have to fight way too many people in RL, I don't want to do it on my off time.

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I'm going to have to go with Fox News.

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ThrorII wrote:
Stephen Hawkins.
Just kidding.

I have to fight way too many people in RL, I don't want to do it on my off time.

He'd mop the floor with you!

Good one though!

Michael... freaking... Moore!

just give me 5 minutes alone with him...
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Pale Writer wrote:
I'm going to have to go with Fox News.

Haha! The big SHOWdown with Rupert Murdoch. Excellent.

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Believe it or not, I have no problems with Rupert. He's a straight-up capitalist and I enjoy has station after a certain time. I think that he's rather neutral and saw a niche for a (very) conservative news network.

He also hired a ton of people who I want to punch the smug off of to do it.

And I'll help you with Moore AND Keith Olberman as well.

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Secret Skeleton wrote:
Rob Liefeld.

hahaha...no but seriously, kick his ass

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John Keynes
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Whichever Fox TV exec decided to air Firefly out of order, and then can it.
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Betty white. Purely because she wouldn't give me the ass-kicking Bea Arthur would.
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Second choice:

The guy with all the missile launch codes so I can satisfy my inner Dalek.
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Any random group of Pedaphiles will do -

Loser gets taken to a dark place with plenty of water to drink and a pair of Rusty rail road spikes thru the back of the Knee Caps into a rail road tie-

Let to rot and die a slow fevered death

But seriously..... Let the Pedophile Crusifixtions Begin

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Any executive at EA Entertainment that decided to release a game killing US troops!
And SI, I put my money on BW!

Between you and ThrorII, not sure which is the sickest.
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I am starting to think that that fllow in florida needs a serious a$$ kicking as well- Usually I am all on the right - usually- but his actions will cost lives - just like as if he pulled the trigger

So - depending on what happens----\

Me and him with paired battle axes..... dont want anything graceful

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