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Captain_K
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Best Player Quotes

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"Whiney, If you're in their don't say anything, be quiet. Whiney, Are you in there?" Said the brave and quite thief to the little girl hidden in the dragon's coils.
Wow, Another Natural One! You guys are a sink hole for luck. Stay away from my dice.

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Players are fighting a 2HD red dragon...and the half-ogre fighter gets eviscerated by a crit as he crushes the dragon (same initiative phase):

Thief/Mage: "BARF! NOOOOOOOOOoooo! (hands to side of head...and then in the same breath) What's he got on him?" (meaning the fighter)


Players while in Derro lair...
"Well, it looks safe." Dwarf fighter reaching up to pull the wall lever.
"Rolling dice and killing characters since September 1976."
"Author of Wardogs! and Contributor to Iron Stars and Starmada-Admiralty ed."
"Certified crazy since 2009."

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From our infamous player, Brian, who made so many memories:

from inside the behir
"I can't hear the inspiring song that's supposed to make us win!"

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I definitely LOL'd to that one TIH :lol:

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He (Brian) after taking 80 points of 83 hit points. "Guess what? I got my bonuses!"

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