Troll Lord Games

This comic, while funny, has a bad word in it. Don't read it of bad words offend you or you are like 12 or something.

Classic Monsters: The Manual not being nominated for "Best Interior Art" is a joke. Sarah, Jason and Pete really brung it.

Breakdaddy wrote:BLoooP!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just ...

I have always used the "# appearing" as a guide, not a rule. Say a creature type shows "5-20" as the number appearing. They are a 1HD creature and the party is 6 people averaging 2nd level. I figure, to be challenging, I'd need about 10 of said creatures. 10 is inside the 5-20 ra...

@ Kim, on freerpgday.com there's a map of participating retailers... (like this helps you now, I know) Yeah, I saw that and realized no one in Arkansas was participating, but I took my chances and drove to both anyway. But I did get a new set of dice and the board game Elder Sign for Father's Day, ...

Went to the two stores here in town, neither had any FreeRPG stuff. Left sad.

It went great! I spent last night working out some of the layout and printing kinks and felt solid about running it, and I'll tell ya, past those blemishes it was good stuff! Funny as hell NPC's, fun locations, a good amount of intrigue and open ended enough to fudge the way I wanted...and my group...

I went by TLG HQ last week and asked Steve for a copy, but he had already sent them all out. So today I go to the two FLGS here in Little Rock and neither were participating in FreeRPG Day. So,I haven't even seen the adventure in print form.

finarvyn wrote:

MormonYoYoMan wrote:Blackmoor.
Glorantha.
All Judges' Guild products.

I'd certainly love to see an "established" world get official C&C treatment. Blackmoor, JG Wilderlands, Lankhmar, something old school in flavor.

I'd quit my job and write full-time for TLG if we got Hyboria as a setting.

I agree, it works! Also, hate to rub it in, but I just noticed the bottom right of every page says "MODULE TITLE"...instead of the module title :P Duh, that is the real name of the module. My next work will be entitled, "FANTASY FICTION NOVEL". It's a fantasy-fiction novel I'm w...

Well the thing is the 4th level characters in the back were a mess up as stated by Steve earlier. Which means it really was supposed to be for 1st level characters as it states in the beginning. Some of the encounters just seemed a bit off to me, but I've read the whole thing now and I think it's o...

First off, how are people getting this? Isn't FreeRPG Day next Saturday? Maybe we can sneak some QSR in there prior to Saturday. I wrote it to have multiple "things". Some in-town stuff, some overland stuff, some dungeon stuff. Fighting, role-playing, challenges. I knew when I wrote it, it...

Hell, I wrote it and haven't even seen it. Steve wanted to add some pre-gens since it was a FreeRPG Day adventure and we figured we'd get a lot of new folks grabbing it. No idea why they are 4th level. If I had to guess, I'd just say he Steve'd it. The adventure isn't set in any known world. I made ...

DangerDwarf wrote:Been looking over Dark Journey today. I dig it.

That Kim dude is kinda cool.

ssfsx17 wrote:The only things I want to keep are DA1: Dark Journey and one of the copies of Classic Monsters.

You're my new favorite person.

Breakdaddy wrote:Ugh, I wish I was going this year. I expect a full report from you cats.

Ditto for moi. A GenCon without me and Breakdaddy? You dudes may as well not even go, won't be the same.

If you are an 80s nerd (D&D, video games, sci-fi movies, arcades, et al... and who here doesn't embrace at least one of those, if not many), READ THIS BOOK. It jumped from "unknown" to "Top 3" in one weekend. Seriously, an awesome book.

Relaxo wrote:now I'm jealous.
I just got a signature and greasy spot.

I was eating fried chicken while signing the books.

Hey yo, author boy! Mr. Hartsfield wrote a nice little personal note in my book, and I laughed my ass off. Ever the worrywort, Mr. Hartsfield then post scricpted the note correcting his original statement. Kim, if you read these boards, thanks for the hilarious note. Though I do wish you didn't pos...

Omote wrote:

AGNKim wrote:Anyone here get a personalized copy?

Yes Kim. And why the hell is there macaroni and cheese squished into my farging book where your signature should be?!

~O

Macaroni & Cheese IS my signature.

Anyone here get a personalized copy?

I would just like to say that this thread is taking a turn that bothers me. And I started it.

If you ordered a signed or personalized copy off Kickstarter, I touched your book this weekend. When I started signing, my name was "Kim Hartsfield". When I was done it was "Km Htld" You can judge where you were in the signing line by how I spell my name. But in all seriousness, ...

I remember that one night when I pretended to be an Elf and wound up killing a family of five while screaming, "In the name of Satan!" at their dog as I ate their flesh.

Trolls, your next assignment has been posted above! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/180/fuckthat.jpg Like someone said above, all the planar creatures, to include demons, devils, angels and archons, will be dealt with in another tome. Some of the monsters Peter listed just can'...

A Troll Con Cruise! The crew of the original Love Boat, and the Trolls!! Maybe a steamboat on the Mississippi? Maybe a gaming con at Troll HQ? A guided tour of the Troll compound and print facility(a wood shack)? Fried chickens and Dr. Pepper on a red and white checkered cloth!! Now this is somethi...

I'm not suggesting a whole and wholesome biography of each person -- I'd just like to know who I'm talking to in these forums. I've figured out that Troll Lord is Steve, and I thought I had a handle who was Davis at one point. Occasionally someone will mention that they wrote or drew a particular p...

Speaking of Barnes & Nosebulls, I just posted the following review at their site, since no one else had: This is based on the PDF, as I haven't seen the Nook version yet, and will review it again (if this site will let me) when it comes in. Currently, I'd have to say this is the best "mons...