Troll Lord Games

<t>Clearly, this quiz has no clue about the real me. Hey, check out that wisdom attribute!<br/> <br/> Lawful Good Human Paladin/Cleric (3rd/3rd Level)<br/> <br/> Ability Scores:<br/> <br/> Strength- 11<br/> <br/> Dexterity- 16<br/> <br/> Constitution- 13<br/> <br/> Intelligence- 14<br/> <br/> Wisdom...

<t>Most of you know that I am a pastor.<br/> <br/> I moved to a new church back in June. Unlike the last few churches I've pastored, this one is all blue collar and only about a dozen families. My wife and I are the only one's with college degrees. <br/> <br/> These folks don't dress up for church -...

gideon_thorne wrote:
Must be from the Jack Chick voice of truth about D&D.

Beware of fanatics bearing pamphlets!
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<t>Star Trek, Original Series. Episode where the new computer M-5 is tested on the Enterprise and eventually takes it over. Commodore Wesley calls kirk a "Captain Dunsel," in a reference to a part that has no purpose.<br/> <br/> Incidentally, doesn't Kirk talk that computer to death too?<br/> ______...

There's going to be a 4th Edition?
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DangerDwarf wrote:
Mmmm......divinity.

I got a Master's Degree in Divinity - can't make it though.
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serleran wrote: but in the end, I want the players to have enjoyed dying. If that takes a little saving graces now and then, oh well. What's Inzae compared to Serl's homebrew? Good explanation of you fudging technique. DangerDwarf wrote: Damn this thread for making me crave fudge. MMMMNNN. Christma...

Sounds like humanoids will be cowering from now on!

Glad you like the system!
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I don't know anything about a misprint, but it is one sweet product. I USE IT ALL THE TIME!
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<t>Nothing but the best for those who protect us and help keep us safe!<br/> <br/> I had a friend who is a police office at the local University. He said that his department frowns on him having his own Ar-15 in the trunk of his cruiser. He told me, "John, when some idiot kidnaps your kid's class at...

GameOgre wrote:
Most major town will pay you for a blood donation

Liquor stores usually have a lot of cash on Friday nights, right?
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serleran wrote:
I once had a gelatinous cube that was inhabited by brain leeches.

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I make a great weekly email newsletter (Color, pictures and all) at my job. I would be more than happy to make a quality e-mail newsletter for the Society.
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I may have to rob a liquor store before this sale ends.
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So you are a Jewish Viking?

That would make a great 14th Warrior Movie, right?
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Happy Late Hanukkah, Rhuvein!

Keep those lamps a burning!
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Kathorus wrote: "pee-my-pants excited" Yeah, that's how I felt when I found this place! Welcome Shane! Where do I get the rubber pants? They are "TBA" from the Trolls. Probably at the factory, on the truck, in layout or editing, being designed, or at least still a great idea in ...

shane wrote: Howdy! Just saying Hi. I'm a long time gamer ('82), lover of old school D&D and RPGs in general (World of Dankness: not so much). Just recently found out about C&C and am pee-my-pants excited about it. Some of you may know me from the Hrn forum. Welcome! We have lot's of rubber...

Talk some more about elf chicks spanking....

Well, never mind.

What was the topic of this thread again?

Oh, yea, Rhuvein's half-orc bard again.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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<t>It seems quite clear to me, that what our distinguished birthday boy was referring to, in clear and crisp terms, without a hint sarcasm, nor with an heir of superiority, is that this particular this kind of "feat" is really nothing more than a typical class ability for those characters who have o...

Happy birthday, Robert!
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Welcome to the Troll Lord's Forum, Kathorus!

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Nice stuff Puckk!

Welcome to forum!
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Just a few more posts to 200!

4900 more to catch up with Treebore!
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Harry Joy wrote:
There's a contest associated with this? Dang! Ya'll really should let everyone know. Coleston the Cavalier, you're in my sights.

Oh crap! I'll have to make more useless posts. I was just trying to catch up with Rakintheblue.
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serleran wrote:
Don't tempt me to start writing up usernames as monsters....

Cool idea. Start with the few folks with more than 2,000 posts, you know Treebore, Omote, Rhuvein, gideon_thorne, and a, yourself.
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Has the hardest working Troll been replaced yet?
You know, the shredder?
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<t>For me, I'm not going to tell the Trolls how to run their business.<br/> <br/> Surely they have mother-in-laws and such to do that.<br/> <br/> I am going to applaud their efforts at letting us fan know what's going on.<br/> <br/> That's an extra-effort on their part, in my opinion.<br/> _________...

Sweet find! I'm jealous!
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