Abed's DM philosophy
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:43 am
I watched the recent D&D episode of COMMUNITY, and I really enjoyed Abed's little speech near the end:
"I owe you nothing. I am a dungeon master. I create a boundless world and I bind it by rules. Too heavy for a bridge? it breaks. Get hit? Take damage. Spend an hour outside someone's front door fighting over who gets to kill him? He leaves through the back. He's out there somewhere. You might find him if you get your crap together."
I need to memorize that for the next time my players complain.
"I owe you nothing. I am a dungeon master. I create a boundless world and I bind it by rules. Too heavy for a bridge? it breaks. Get hit? Take damage. Spend an hour outside someone's front door fighting over who gets to kill him? He leaves through the back. He's out there somewhere. You might find him if you get your crap together."
I need to memorize that for the next time my players complain.