Heracleum mantegazzianum are here!!!

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Heracleum mantegazzianum are here!!!

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They have made their way to Illinois!

Add this monster plant to your arsenal!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4q7-wZmn-Q

Turn and run!
Nothing can stop them,
Around every river and canal their power is growing.
Stamp them out!
We must destroy them,
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour.

They are invincible,
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering.

Long ago in the Russian hills,
A Victorian explorer found the regal Hogweed by a marsh,
He captured it and brought it home.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
He came home to London,
And made a present of the Hogweed to the Royal Gardens at Kew.

Waste no time!
They are approaching.
Hurry now, we must protect ourselves and find some shelter
Strike by night!
They are defenceless.
They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom.

Still they're invincible,
Still they're immune to all our herbicidal battering.

Fashionable country gentlemen had some cultivated wild gardens,
In which they innocently planted the Giant Hogweed throughout the land.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
Soon they escaped, spreading their seed,
Preparing for an onslaught, threatening the human race.

The Dance Of The Giant Hogweed

Mighty Hogweed is avenged.
Human bodies soon will know our anger.
Kill them with your Hogweed hairs
Count Rhuveinus - Lejendary Keeper of Castle Franqueforte

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"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

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"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

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Count Rhuveinus - Lejendary Keeper of Castle Franqueforte

"Enjoy a 'world' where the fantastic is fact and magic really works!" ~ Gary Gygax

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

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I thought you were channeling a Sumerian apotropaic charm against the seven ill winds, and then I realized you were quoting Genesis.

(but maybe they were channeling a Sumerian aprotropaic charm against the seven ill winds, or stayed up late watching Day of the Triffids.)
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