What monster are you?

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What monster are you?

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If you miraculously beamed to a fantasy land, and had to be a monster from the M&T, what would you be...and why?
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I'd be a goblin or a kobold. Why? Too many reasons, but the most important is that they are my favorites, and always have been... I like the "underdog" and still fondly remember the time I waxed a party of 12th level PCs with nothing but 7 kobolds... and traps.

Otherwise, I'd be a lich.

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I am the evil that lurks in the hearts of men....
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A very, very annoying gnome.

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Hmm, tough call. Probably a human.

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Gold Dragon, no question. I'm not even sure that needs explaining.

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Post by Treebore »

SavageRobby wrote:
Gold Dragon, no question. I'm not even sure that needs explaining.

I can't decide between Gold or Silver.
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Frost giant

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A frost giant for sure.

I'd have a large white wolf and go hunting for white dragons. After a tough day, I'd come home to the Mrs. who would be cooking up some roasted bear in a spit. Little Billy and Mary would climb up into my lap and I'd read them a story.

After diner I would go into my library and count my gold. And then if I got bored, I'd go out and start hurling large boulders and wrecking havoc in the valleys below!!!
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A Sphinx, because I love dropping puzzles and riddles on my players!
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Post by StealthSuitStanley »

I'm thinking Drow Ranger...

Just kidding!

Illithid, Aboleth, Beholder Mage, Storm Giant Mage, Deep Dragon, Kraken and Tarrasque all come to mind, but if I had my choice, I would probably choose a Treant. I've always loved the outdoors.

Reality (?) would probably have me arrive as a halfling or pixie.
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Post by angelius »

Mindflayer hands down.

2nd would be Beholder.
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house cat. cause I love killing level 1 mages
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Does a halfling count as a monster? If so, I am a halfling through and through. Hairy feet and all.
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