(to the tune of TV's Fresh Prince of Bel Air)
I'm from West Blackmoor
Where towns are burned and razed
On the battlefield
Is where I spent most of my days
When a couple of Gnolls
With protection from good
Started making trouble
In my neighborhood
I got in one little smite
But my mount got scared
She started running to the woods
Where the Elves have fair hair
I pulled up on my reins
And saw seven or eight ...
Elf chicks with pet wolves
That were guarding a gate
Here's the Elf Kingdom
But I couldn't stay there
Some guy on a throne said,
"Round ears are for squares."
Fresh Paladin
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SoulCatcher78
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Catchy. Had to think a bit to remember how it went but once I had it, it was all there.
Well done.
If I could find it, there was one dedicated to the god Bane (from FR) to the tune of Fame. Have to see if I can find that and repost it here.
EDIT: found it http://www.giantitp.com/forums/newreply ... &p=2774665
Well done.
If I could find it, there was one dedicated to the god Bane (from FR) to the tune of Fame. Have to see if I can find that and repost it here.
EDIT: found it http://www.giantitp.com/forums/newreply ... &p=2774665
Quote:
(To the theme from Fame!)
Bane!
Hes gonna rule forever
Great mailed fist in the sky!
Die!
Hes the ultimate badass
People fear him and cry
Bane!
He will destroy the heathens
His enemies burning in flames!
Bane!
He now rules the Zhentarim
Since Cyric was not sane
Bane!
Or (less rarely used)
He sometimes forgets his house keys
Cower in fear from his name
Bane!
Bigger and badder than Iyachtu
Torm wont get that lucky again
Bane!
All additional verses will be appreciated!
Have you guys been reading the goblin songs over at Paizo? Or listening to the MP3 they did?
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Since its 20,000 I suggest "Captain Nemo" as his title. Beyond the obvious connection, he is one who sails on his own terms and ignores those he doesn't agree with...confident in his journey and goals.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
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SoulCatcher78
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http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/pa ... linSongMp3SoulCatcher78 wrote:
read the song but I didn't hear the mp3. Any linkage?
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Since its 20,000 I suggest "Captain Nemo" as his title. Beyond the obvious connection, he is one who sails on his own terms and ignores those he doesn't agree with...confident in his journey and goals.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
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