Since we need a laugh...

Julian Grimm · Post by **Julian Grimm** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:50 pm

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of

> the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big

> storm.

>

> The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so

> strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw

> a car slowly coming tow ards him and stopped. John, desperate for

> shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed

> the door.. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the

> engine wasn't on .

>

> The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead

> and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for

> his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared

> out of no where through the window a nd turned the wheel. John,

> paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window,

> but never touched or harmed him.

>

> Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down

> the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran

> to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling

> everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.

>

> A silence enveloped the pub when e verybody realized he was

> crying and....wasn't drunk.

>

>

> Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from

> the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out

> of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the

> bar, one said to the other...

>

>

> "Look Paddy.....there's that fooking idiot that got in the car

> while we were pushing it!!!!"

>
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Chilper des Lunes · Post by **Chilper des Lunes** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:16 pm

Lol, thanks mate, that's a much needed one.

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Omote · Post by **Omote** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:41 pm

Ha! Thanks JG. Needed that.
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Post by **Fiffergrund** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:09 pm

Awesome. Thanks!
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Rigon · Post by **Rigon** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:52 pm

A good and much appriciated laugh. Thanks, JG.

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Arwen · Post by **Arwen** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:20 pm

Definitely sharing that one at the next family gathering! Too funny!