Quick query: Lizardfolk versus Kuotoans

Sticky Lizard · Post by **Sticky Lizard** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:57 am

Who wins?

Sticky Lizard · Post by **Sticky Lizard** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:00 am

If this helps to make your final decision:

William Shakespeare says;

Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble

Harry Joy · Post by **Harry Joy** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:09 am

I'm hoping that this poll isn't, in any way, binding.

I hope.

Metal · Post by **Metal** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:20 am

After doing the Sunless Sea, and A Night Below, back in high school, my vote is cast.

serleran · Post by **serleran** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:36 am

How many of each, and in what conditions?

Sticky Lizard · Post by **Sticky Lizard** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:43 am

Harry Joy wrote:
I'm hoping that this poll isn't, in any way, binding.

I hope.

It's only binding in the sense that a specialist polymorph team is on its' way over to your residence as we speak.

Harry Joy · Post by **Harry Joy** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:48 am

*sigh of relief*

OK, that's good. I'm still consumed with worry over the Roleplaying Police. Last I heard they're going to come bashing down my door.

Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:57 am

Sticky Lizard wrote:
If this helps to make your final decision:

William Shakespeare says;

Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble

Indeed . . . Act IV Scene I ~ 2nd witch . .

"Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

And then - see my sig . . .
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Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:59 am

Sticky Lizard wrote:
Who wins?

Depends - a slimykuotoan will always prevail, even over a lizard king!
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Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:02 am

But then, The Lizard King deity, Jim Morrison is all powerful and his brain is squirming like toad . .
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"Enjoy a 'world' where the fantastic is fact and magic really works!" ~ Gary Gygax

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

slimykuotoan · Post by **slimykuotoan** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:46 am

How can it not go to creatures who wear trendy pampers? (see Fiend Folio)

Lurker · Post by **Lurker** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:51 am

Quote:
"Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

And then - see my sig . . .

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

My favoriate words form the master bard....

My vote is cast. Long live the doors....
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Sticky Lizard · Post by **Sticky Lizard** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:09 am

This just in! Sess'Innek declares war on the unworthy Blipdoolpoolp from the seventh layer of the Abyss!

Special declaration: All Kuotoans were born to serve their masters, the Lizardfolk. Blipdoolpoolp herself will kneel before the majesty of Sess'Innek!

Sticky Lizard · Post by **Sticky Lizard** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:10 am

slimykuotoan wrote:
How can it not go to creatures who wear trendy pampers? (see Fiend Folio)

Welcome underling!

slimykuotoan · Post by **slimykuotoan** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:14 am

By the Big Breasts of Blipdoolpoolp!!!

Sticky Lizard · Post by **Sticky Lizard** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:51 am

slimykuotoan wrote:
By the Big Breasts of Blipdoolpoolp!!!

Did you say Big Breasts? Sorry... I may have to re-consider deities....
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The lizardfolk follow the deity Semuanya, who at the present has not stepped in to stop Sess'Innek's attempts at corrupting and usurping his worshippers.

In time, you will all see that Sess'Innek is the one, true and most powerful deity!

slimykuotoan · Post by **slimykuotoan** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:52 am

Now ur talkin'!

Fat Dragon Games · Post by **Fat Dragon Games** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:38 pm

What are these 'Lizardfolk' you speak of? Never heard of 'em. Only LizardMEN.
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Sticky Lizard · Post by **Sticky Lizard** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:54 pm

Actually, I was thinking Lizard King, but wrote "folk" instead, and have succeeded in confusing even myself. But I mean - c'mon! LIZARD men or FISH men (Kuo-toans)? No contest. I'd take an iguana over a goldfish anyday, and I have a pretty good idea about who'd eat who as well...
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The lizardfolk follow the deity Semuanya, who at the present has not stepped in to stop Sess'Innek's attempts at corrupting and usurping his worshippers.

In time, you will all see that Sess'Innek is the one, true and most powerful deity!

CharlieRock · Post by **CharlieRock** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:20 pm

Lizardfolk are rather noble in the Kingdoms of Kalamar.
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Hawkwinter · Post by **Hawkwinter** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:33 pm

Yes, but they are not JUST fish, but highly trained Kung-Fu fightin' fish!!

Beware the Quivering Fin!!!

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