End The Prejudice! Save The Gnome!

Stuie · Post by **Stuie** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:31 am

magehammer wrote:
As did I.

Yeah, and I made halfings the nomad scum of my world. Sorry.
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magehammer · Post by **magehammer** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:32 am

Looks like the Lollipop League to me, and they were a bunch of wimps that had to have a little girl from Kansas do all their fighting for them.

I fear them not.
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Stuie · Post by **Stuie** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:33 am

Nice cross post.
But... agreed!
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magehammer · Post by **magehammer** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:33 am

Ahhhh, but they are in your world. You obviously see they have some value. More than the ridiculous gnomish.
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Dorn Hammerhelm · Post by **Dorn Hammerhelm** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:29 am

Whew! "There will be blood tonight!"
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serleran · Post by **serleran** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:33 am

For spite, I shall remove dwarfs from my games.

Zudrak · Post by **Zudrak** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:28 am

Harry Joy wrote:
You....

And you....

Are now on the list.
The Western Tennessee Gnome Liberation League has it's collective eye on you.

It might be the hour (12:34 AM locally), it might be the cold medicine, it might be the humor of this community, or it could be the stuffy head messing with my mental faculties, but I found that absolutely hilarious.

Thanks, Harry. I can hear the trumpet and stomping feet of the ants from the Tom & Jerry (or was it Bugs Bunny?) cartoons as the gnomes march onward.
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Dorn Hammerhelm · Post by **Dorn Hammerhelm** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:17 am

serleran wrote:
For spite, I shall remove dwarfs from my games.

Hey!!! Oy, I guess I'm going to have to start a South Jersey Dwarf Defense Confederacy
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serleran · Post by **serleran** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:36 pm

Bring it, beardling.

Dorn Hammerhelm · Post by **Dorn Hammerhelm** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:00 pm

Alright, Dwarf-Friends, let's hear it! Altogether!
Dwarves: Hi-Hooooo!
Government: Unfortunately, folks, we have decided that you are no longer allowed to say "Ho" because it will offend prostitutes.
Dwarves: Hiiiiiiiiiii!
Government: And unfortunately we're going to have to prevent you from saying "Hi", because it will offend Drug-Users. Sorry.
Dwarves: Well what can we say?
Government: Well, "Oh My God" and "God D***" are pretty popular.
Dwarves: Won't that offend God and the Christians?
Government: What?

Dwarves: We said, 'Won't that offend God and the Christians?"
Government: Um, well... Nah!

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