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Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:20 pm**

More dastardly Gnome hatred abounds...

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'Creepy Gnome' Terrorises Town

A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighborhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 902014.ece

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Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:34 pm**

How do they know it isn't a brownie?
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Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:02 pm**

Looks like a gnome to me! Probably a Redcap, you know one of those nasty gnomes that dips it's pointy little hat in blood!

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:42 pm**

I'm on my way!

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Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:01 pm**

Well, should we try to talk to it or just skip right to R.F.I.?

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:16 pm**

You know, it actually is kinda freakin' me out, the more I look at it...

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:18 pm**

THAT GNOME IN THE VIDEO IS CRAZY... Matter of fact, it's probably one of the reasons gnomes are hated so much. I mean look at how he is walking! ATTACK!

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Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:19 pm**

Whatsa matta wit da gnomefoot? Youse peoples and yer crazee hate. Gnome up.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:15 pm**

I blame WOTC and the dumping of the Gnome from the PHB.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:03 pm**

I blame it on the fact that gnomes just taste so damn good to troll folk.

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Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:00 pm**

This released recently from NBS News (hee hee):
According to the local authorities, the creature has been identified as a 3rd Level Nocturnal Dire Gnome of Hextor...

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:13 pm**

Omote wrote:
THAT GNOME IN THE VIDEO IS CRAZY... Matter of fact, it's probably one of the reasons gnomes are hated so much. I mean look at how he is walking! ATTACK!

-O

Omote, you remind of the Tracy Morgan character on Saturday Night Live, Brian Fellows:

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"Galstaff, ye are in a cornfield, when a moustachioed man approaches. What say ye?"

"I shun him."

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"Knowledge, logic, reason, and common sense serve better than a dozen rule books."

-- E. Gary Gygax

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:40 pm**

You know it!

DATS CRAZY!

-O
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Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:54 pm**

I've seen halflings, elves and dwarves in our world and now . . . gnomes!

My heart is glad
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:48 am**

Omote wrote:
I blame it on the fact that gnomes just taste so damn good to troll folk.

I don't know you anymore. I'm so disappointed, that you can openly mock our garden friends knowing FULL WELL the dangers that the rabbit-kin face on a day to day basis.

Look full in the face of this terror!!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:47 pm**

Well, I can't say I'm a troll of any sort, but there is something about that jar that looks so scrumptious. *licks lips* Anybody got any flumph sauce?

-O
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:48 pm**

LOL!

Hey, you know I'm starting to wonder now... We are close to St. Patty's Day... could we perhaps be mistaking a poor Leprechaun trying to find his Pot o' Gold for a ferocious town-stalking gnome?

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:51 pm**

Nay, ye can tell by its walk... so sayeth the lord ranger I met just a fortnight hence.

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:58 pm**

Ah, okay
You know it's funny seeing this news about Gnome sightings because recently we've been hearing news that a 'Legendary Lizard Man' has been sighted in South Carolina and scratching up people's cars. Makes me wonder what other creature's we'll be seeing this year...
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:01 pm**

My vote is for flying, fire-breathing Komodo Dragons.

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:06 pm**

Ooh, yeah! And maybe a couple Balors and Mountain Trolls.... hey, I'm going up to the Pocono Mountains this Summer for vacation... I will keep an eye (and a camera) out
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:27 pm**

Hey, it's no Leprechaun sighting in Alabama...
http://www.jibjab.com/view/212345

-O
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:42 pm**

Gnomes stink.
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:43 pm**

Halflings are the true little people of merit.
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:44 pm**

In fantasy milieus and not reality, of course.
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:44 pm**

Did I mention I like halflings?
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:44 pm**

Gnomes.
I eliminated them from my campaign world.
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Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:45 pm**

As did I.
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Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:01 am**

Oh dear.... Well I wouldn't go to South America anymore if I were you. I think we're having a Gnome Revolt.
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Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:04 am**

Stuie wrote:
Gnomes.
I eliminated them from my campaign world.

You....

And you....

magehammer wrote:
As did I.

Are now on the list.
The Western Tennessee Gnome Liberation League has it's collective eye on you.

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