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I'm pleased to announce that voting has begun for Mr. Sasquatch 2008!

Not that I'd ever try to influence your decision, but just cast your gaze upon this fine piece of jerky-eating skunk ape...

Please take a break from gaming and pop on over to cast your vote in the following categories:
Mr. Sasquatch - "This award goes to the hairiest, grungiest, most Neanderthal looking piece of facial hair."
The General Burnsides - "This award goes to the competitor with the best sideburns."
The Rollie Fingers - "This award goes to the competitor with the best mustache."
The Picasso - "This award goes to the contestant with the most artistic facial hair."

And last but definitely least...
The Tenderfoot - "This award goes to the contestant who probably should have waited for puberty to set in before entering the competition."

Thanks, and have a hairy day!
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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks

That Rocks!

Steve
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The High Lord, Coburg the Undying

He who sits on the elephants back

Castle and Crusade Society
troll@trolllord.com

Hahaha. Thanks Steve,

I should point out that the contest ran from Feb 15 (shave clean) until March 31 (submit photos). So what you're seeing is a mere 6 weeks of squatchy growth for all contestants.
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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks

I would guess you are definitely in the final running, if not the winner.
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The Ruby Lord, Earl of the Society

Next Con I am attending: http://www.neoncon.com/

My House Rules: http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/viewtopic ... llordgames

I think Jay is a secret sasquatch LARPer!!
But it's OK Jay. Let your creative inner self assert it's dominance in you every day live.

Yes, YOU ARE SASQUATCH!!
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Count Rhuveinus - Lejendary Keeper of Castle Franqueforte

"Enjoy a 'world' where the fantastic is fact and magic really works!" ~ Gary Gygax

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

I'm good enough.

I'm hirsute enough.

And Gosh Darnit...

I smell like skunk ape.
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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks

Can you play the banjo?

jaybird216 wrote:
I'm good enough.

I'm hirsute enough.

And Gosh Darnit...

I smell like skunk ape.

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Count Rhuveinus - Lejendary Keeper of Castle Franqueforte

"Enjoy a 'world' where the fantastic is fact and magic really works!" ~ Gary Gygax

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

Jay, I'd vote, but that picture kind of scares me. I don't know if I can take seeing anymore.

R-
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Rigon o' the Lakelands, Baron of The Castles & Crusades Society
The Book of the Mind

jaybird216 wrote:
I'm pleased to announce that voting has begun for Mr. Sasquatch 2008!]

hrrrrmmm??? I always liked Messin With Sasquatch...

Check out the commercials, there is even better ones on Youtube.
http://www.messinwithsasquatch.com/

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Rigon wrote:
Jay, I'd vote, but that picture kind of scares me. I don't know if I can take seeing anymore.

R-

Awww, c'mon Chuck. I specifically chose that sneer because it shows off my gold toof!
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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks

Sorry Jay, I think I might have nightmares now.

R-
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Rigon o' the Lakelands, Baron of The Castles & Crusades Society
The Book of the Mind

*BUMP*
Voting ends today and results will be posted tomorrow. This is your last chance to decide who will be Mr. Sasquatch!
Vote early, vote often.

Just a reminder of it how it works. Take a look at the contestants, keeping the following categories in mind. Then use the form on the voting page to write in your choices. Example: Mr. Sasquatch: Jason; The General: Joshua; etc. Just fill in the name of which participant best embodies each category:
Mr. Sasquatch - "This award goes to the hairiest, grungiest, most Neanderthal looking piece of facial hair."


The General Burnsides - "This award goes to the competitor with the best sideburns."
The Rollie Fingers - "This award goes to the competitor with the best mustache."
The Picasso - "This award goes to the contestant with the most artistic facial hair."

And last but definitely least...
The Tenderfoot - "This award goes to the contestant who probably should have waited for puberty to set in before entering the competition."

Thanks!!!

JB
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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks

OK, my vote is in. Jason IS ~ SASQUATCH!!!

This is way more exciting than voting for president!
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Count Rhuveinus - Lejendary Keeper of Castle Franqueforte

"Enjoy a 'world' where the fantastic is fact and magic really works!" ~ Gary Gygax

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

Thanks Rhu!
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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks

Hey, I can't see the results - page error.

Oops, maybe there throwing out my xtra votes!
Or, the fix is being put in for someone other than our Jaybird.

I doth protest.

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Count Rhuveinus - Lejendary Keeper of Castle Franqueforte

"Enjoy a 'world' where the fantastic is fact and magic really works!" ~ Gary Gygax

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

I think cleaverthepit should post his ugly hairy mug for the contest!

OK, the link is working ~ check out the results:
http://mrsasquatch.com/results.aspx

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Count Rhuveinus - Lejendary Keeper of Castle Franqueforte

"Enjoy a 'world' where the fantastic is fact and magic really works!" ~ Gary Gygax

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

Congrats Jason! I think the teeth and the foliage won it for ya!
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The Ruby Lord, Earl of the Society

Next Con I am attending: http://www.neoncon.com/

My House Rules: http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/viewtopic ... llordgames

Thanks guys, and everyone else who voted (even if it wasn't for me!). The competition will happen again next February 15, so let's see some more hairy mugs next year!
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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks

Way to go, Jason! You hairy bass-turd you!!
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Eulaliaaa!!! Give those rapscallions blood and vinegar, wot?!

Be sure to check out Jim's artwork for sale:
http://jimhollowayart.com/id5.html

I feel so deprived! I didn't even get onto the forums until after the contest was over. Not that you needed it, since you won, but I would have definitely voted for you, Jason!

I must say, however, that your facial expressions in the photos were quite disturbing... I must offer congratulations for that. Most of the other contestants just looked as though they were posing for mug shots at the local precinct. No style at all!

I look forward to next year's contest!
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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Thanks Indigo Rose!

I was disappointed that more of the contestants didn't even try to get into the sasquatch spirit! I'll post again next year, during the sign-up period. Maybe we'll get a few more crazies for the line-up!
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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks

...do you realize you were wearing the axact same expression in that photo... as the guy in your avatar has?

I thinks its funny, and gratz

edit: you know what, I think you made your avatar from that photo or something.....
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"How can I glare into these eyes and not... stab them." -Richard in Slaughter your World

"I was just going to look! With fire...and lightning...and reanimated chipmunks....and raccoons... on fire."-Richard

Yeah, ATOM drew the picture for my avatar based on the sasquatch photo:

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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks

'Gratz Jay!

R-
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Rigon o' the Lakelands, Baron of The Castles & Crusades Society
The Book of the Mind

That is one scary sasquatch! He seems to be trying to do something of great difficulty. I don't think I want to go into that bush. Might be some frightening spoor in there

Congratulations Jaybird
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"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try"

Homer Simpson

I just submitted my photos for this year's competition. I'll make a new posting when voting opens on April 6th. I'm hoping to see some fantastic follicle follies!
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Jason Braun
Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks