gideon_thorne wrote:
I suspect that description is very apt in this case. More like a Troll Lord trying to be funny.
Rhuvein wrote:
Huh? Who dat? Which one?
Dorien wrote:
I was born deep inside Brokeback Mountain, a part of the Brokeback Mountain chain, to the Kumwell Clan - a long line of both reckless and daring Flower Arrangers! Heavy drinkers all, and sufferers of explosive colon blow.
At the age of 30 I was assigned to The Guards for 10 years, to learn the value of vigilance against all who might steal our flowers, tutu's and leather. The custom for fighters of the Brokeback Mountain Dwarves is to start young and serve long and hard elders.
At 40 I served 5 years with The Patrol, which covers every path and trial throughout the mountain range. It takes nearly a full year to cover the trails, and after 5 years every member knows them well.
At 45 I served another 5 years with The Army, this was a time of relative peace, although lucky for all not complete peace - there is ever the presence of bikers to the West and the occasional furry raiding party as well as bands of sailors, and the need to aid our allies.
20 years of special service to the King of Mount Brokeback. This is the custom for all male Dwarves. From here you are fully a part of the Brokeback Mountain Dwarves for life.
For my part, I chose to leave for a time, to seek out adventure and to learn what was beyond The Mountain. Many creatures I did meet, not all lived to recall the meeting! I must admit after all these many years now that there are Emo's, Men, Midgets and even a furry who I would (and have) stood by in battle, and shared a fondue!
My Axe and my shield!
Dorien wrote:
For more than 20 generations the Kumwell Clan has produced fighters for the King of Mount Brokeback. They have served in and died for The Leatherboys, The Sailors and The Construction workers, to this day not one has died in his sleep, to a man every male member of the Kumwell Clan that has gone on to fight in another world has left this one a macho, macho man, and I should say without a doubt that it was a very macho man!
Many of this fierce Clan has lived their entire life in service to the King, the Clan name is very well known and respected among all three guilds of flower arranging and interior decorationg. Fashion has never been an issue, discipline on the other hand has at times, been a problem. As Ive said the Clan does have a tendency to break out in showtunes at a moments notice.
Some members of the Clan leave the Mountain Kingdom for a time. Sometimes never to return, though not from lack of desire, all Clan members have a deep desire to sing and dance and be a pirate in the 'Pirates of Penzance' in the Brokeback Mountain Kingdom Hall. For this is the destiny, and indeed the honor of the Kummwell Clan. There are a number of the Clan who have found the ultimate adventure in faraway lands and have died there, some alone, some with good companions at their side.
I am Dorien, a Captain in Fashion Design Guild, returned to the service of the King after many years outside the realm of the Brokeback Mountain Dwarves. I have signed on for 20 years service, and am nineteen years into my tenure. Already I look to the plains, a burning, itching desire to return to the lands of The People of the Village. My last period of adventure netted me a few precious items and a little gold, but the real treasure was the nights singing music from 'Guys and Dolls'.
But for tonight, a large Appletini and a table full of Furry's. I doubt not that there will be some song or two tonight, maybe even a little prancing! All in good fun though all in good fun!
My Axe and my shield!
Dorien wrote:
WTF is an appletini and a Furry?
DangerDwarf wrote:
Bah.
Dwarves >All
DD > Other Dwarves.
I r teh W1n.
TheNewGuy wrote:
I was wondering how long it would take until the legendary Danger Dwarf returned to set things right. I'd heard of him during his absence, when I first joined this forum.
"And, lo, there shall come a reckoning!"
OR
"Tell 'em Danger Dwarf's coming -- and Hell's comin' with him!"
TheNewGuy
Dorien wrote:
There's no need to get personal! You'll find my height has no bearing on my ability to wield an axe and kill the tallest of Giants!
I need no stumps for speaches! If I stand on ANYTHING, it'll be a KEG!
