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I hate chickens!
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:00 pm
by Treebore
We moved our young chickens out of their brooders to the outside day before yesterday. We had two heaters out there to keep them warm since the temperature went down into the 30's last night. So the stupid chickens all pile up in front of only one. This was over 200 chickens, they crushed 63 of themselves to death.
Stupid chickens!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:02 pm
by Buttmonkey
I don't even know where to begin to respond to that.
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:07 pm
by serleran
Mmmm. BBQ.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:14 pm
by Treebore
serleran wrote:
Mmmm. BBQ.
Unfortunately they are still to young to be worth eating. You can fit several of them in one hand.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:20 pm
by Breakdaddy
Chickens are dumb. In their defense, though, if you put a big ole' pile of McBain's in a coop together they'd crush each other to death trying to get to the hair gel (see his pic on p. 20 of Crusader 16 for confirmation of this factoid).
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:24 pm
by Treebore
Breakdaddy wrote:
Chickens are dumb. In their defense, though, if you put a big ole' pile of McBain's in a coop together they'd crush each other to death trying to get to the hair gel (see his pic on p. 20 of Crusader 16 for confirmation of this factoid).
Yeah, I saw that picture.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:29 pm
by Breakdaddy
Treebore wrote:
Yeah, I saw that picture.
He's a dapper dan man:
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:17 pm
by huds0n
Breakdaddy wrote:
He's a dapper dan man:
Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:19 pm
by huds0n
Also see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z5jU5nrlAo
For Hair Gel coolness!
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:17 am
by Fat Dragon Games
Breakdaddy wrote:
Chickens are dumb. In their defense, though, if you put a big ole' pile of McBain's in a coop together they'd crush each other to death trying to get to the hair gel (see his pic on p. 20 of Crusader 16 for confirmation of this factoid).
Can we please stop talking about page 20 of Crusader 16? I'm still getting night terrors from it.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:20 am
by Rigon
I think I'm gonna leave this one alone.
R-
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:17 am
by Grendel T. Troll
But what about the lonely cry of the WERE-CHICKEN................
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:02 am
by Lord Dynel
Rigon wrote:
I think I'm gonna leave this one alone.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:41 pm
by GameOgre
[/quote]Stupid chickens!! [/quote]
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:00 pm
by dutch206
I don't hate chickens. After playing several iterations of Final Fantasy, I hate Chocobos.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:47 pm
by Buttmonkey
Okay, now I'm ready...
Were these the same chickens that run your ISP? If so, a lot of things are starting to make more sense.
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:21 pm
by Maliki
"Stupid Chickens"
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