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OMG...katanas...
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:08 pm
by slimykuotoan
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:37 pm
by DangerDwarf
Bah. I use These for defense.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:42 pm
by serleran
Wuss. I use these
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:43 pm
by DangerDwarf
While fun, I'm anti-mutant.
Don't need any more stinky mutants breathing up all my normal air!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:48 pm
by serleran
DangerDwarf wrote:
While fun, I'm anti-mutant.
Don't need any more stinky mutants breathing up all my normal air!!!
Well, with these guys around, I can see why you'd be anti-mutant...
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:06 pm
by Breakdaddy
DangerDwarf wrote:
Bah. I use These for defense.
This gun uses an electromagnetic system to propel the rounds instead of standard gunpowder. That's how it attains such a high RoF. You can stack rounds directly on top of each other and it will fire round after round without the need to feed the next round. I need to mount one of these to my SUV as an anti soccer mom defense. They drive huge vehicles in the shittiest manner humanly available endangering everyone within a ten block radius of their escalade or tahoe. I will mitigate their potential damage by using this as an aegis-style standoff weapon to take their tires out when they start swerving while talking on their cell phone and simultaneously administering punishment to their children in the back seat.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:32 pm
by DangerDwarf
Breakdaddy wrote:
I need to mount one of these to my SUV as an anti soccer mom defense.
I need one for deer hunting.
Deer chili with only a fraction of the work.
Thats modern ingenuity thar!
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:45 pm
by Troll Lord
so this is katana is quite the bludgeoning weapon eh?
Machine guns and nukes. Little toys.
I use THESE.
Steve
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:46 pm
by serleran
But you're french, Chenault... that's expected. You had to steal it from the Anglish.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:49 pm
by DangerDwarf
serleran wrote:
But you're french, Chenault...
OMG! WTF!?!?!?!?!
Nobody thought to point this out to me before?
I feel deceived.
Still keeping all my books though.
wtf....
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:58 pm
by Breakdaddy
serleran wrote:
But you're french, Chenault... that's expected. You had to steal it from the Anglish.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:05 pm
by Go0gleplex
You should see the grenade launcher version of metal storm...holy mama.
I sort of like the Excalibur myself. Atillery shell that shoots around corners...
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:16 pm
by serleran
Breakdaddy wrote:
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Umm, OK.
I'm sure that means something to someone. In any case, bring it. I've got duct tape.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:12 pm
by Troll Lord
serleran wrote:
But you're french, Chenault... that's expected. You had to steal it from the Anglish.
Haha I was on the phone the other day with a sales lady and she asked, is your last French? I said, "No ma'am, my last name is American."
If I remember the Chenaults left France, being Protestant Huguenots, sometime in the late 1600s. They went to Holland (part of Spain at the time I believe) and then on to England. Then in the early 1700s packed their bags and went to Virginia. What's that? 300 years we've been despoiling this continent of its duct tape!
Steve
And my family opened the first whore house on the St. Francis river! Now that's history!
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:14 pm
by slimykuotoan
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And my family opened the first whore house on the St. Francis river! Now that's history!
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:22 pm
by serleran
Heh, that's some good stuff Steve. I just recall a story once recounted on these, or the old, board about some French-speaking Canadian correcting the pronunciation of your name... that cracks me up still.
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Re: OMG...katanas...
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:51 am
by Matthew
For the purposes of comparative history...
Videos of a Sword Chopping Tatami Mats
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:20 pm
by Troll Lord
You know if there is an apocalypse and the world falls to pieces and we are all forced to fend for ourselves . . . of course most of the west would turn into zombie like automatons without their itochpodphonies . . . this chick could take us all!
Tomahawk
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Re: OMG...katanas...
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:30 pm
by Orpheus
You mean that they'll make you fat?
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:33 pm
by slimykuotoan
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:36 pm
by gideon_thorne
Troll Lord wrote:
Haha I was on the phone the other day with a sales lady and she asked, is your last French? I said, "No ma'am, my last name is American."
If I remember the Chenaults left France, being Protestant Huguenots, sometime in the late 1600s. They went to Holland (part of Spain at the time I believe) and then on to England. Then in the early 1700s packed their bags and went to Virginia. What's that? 300 years we've been despoiling this continent of its duct tape!
Steve
And my family opened the first whore house on the St. Francis river! Now that's history!
All we know for certain, someone, somewhere, in Steve's family line had a lot of Gaul leaving the country.
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