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I am that I am, and I am Dorien! The BEST Dwarf ever!
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:42 am
by Dorien
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm back!
Battle Axe!
Chain Mail!
Beer!
Look down and laugh if you will, but I will already have cut 'um off, roasted 'um, salted 'um and fed 'um to a Kobold!
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:27 am
by Dorien
My Axe has been chipped by the armor of a thousand foes!
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:44 am
by Breakdaddy
Do they have Ritalin(tm) in your realm?
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:35 am
by Dorien
Yes, but I am immune to that poision!
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:09 am
by PeelSeel2
Great! Now be a good dwarf and get a flat top helm so I have a place to put my beer mug when I'm drinking around you!
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:34 pm
by Omote
DWARF WARS!!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:54 pm
by Dorien
PeelSeel2 wrote:
Great! Now be a good dwarf and get a flat top helm so I have a place to put my beer mug when I'm drinking around you!
Ha! Try it and yours will be cut off, roasted, salted and fed to Kobolds as well, that is of course if you have a pair!
Re: I am that I am, and I am Dorien! The BEST Dwarf ever!
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:59 pm
by gideon_thorne
He's from a great family. One known for propping up the feet of the highest in the realm.
The Footstool clan.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:29 am
by PeelSeel2
Dorien wrote:
Ha! Try it and yours will be cut off, roasted, salted and fed to Kobolds as well, that is of course if you have a pair!
So! Ye eat with Kobolds?
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:08 am
by AGNKim
I <3 U
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