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Playing D&D With Porn Stars ... I am not making this up.

Which balances out quotes like this:
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What shape is Los Angeles? I have no idea. (Way bigger than The City-State of the Invincible Overlord, and that map is huge.)

and began with posts like this:
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Why I Love Simple Initiative

The players come around a corner and there's a bunch of goblins about to eat a baby. It's time to fight. Who goes first?

The most realistic way to do it is, of course, everybody rolls individually to see who goes when, or friend and foe both go in dexterity order, or something like that. In the old D&D rules, however, the players roll a die, the dungeon master rolls a die, and the highest side goes first--the whole side. ...
http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/se ... -results=7

With pages like this:
Guessing game. Try to match the player to the preferred character class (without cheating and looking at old blog entries). Winner gets to tell me what to write about for my next blog entry.
http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/se ... -results=7

I say that we should ship him a Harbinger Variant box soon!

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Yeah, I have been following that blog for a while. I actually think his main campaign is actually a miss-mash of 3.5 and 1e (I think).
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Which makes me hope he'd be a CnC convert.

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reading that inspired me to buy the hard bound LL and the advanced options book.
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I thought this was funny and true:

This is the essential form of nearly all arguments about RPGs:

"(Some Game) is the worst game because, sooner or later, (Some Awful Thing) always happens."

"No way, I've been playing (Some Game) since (Some Year) and (The Awful Thing) has never happened. What are you talking about?"

"Look at the (Rule Distinctive To the Game)--it always leads to (Some Awful Thing), the only reason for it is (Some Dumb Reason)."

"That's not true, (Distinctive Rule) leads to (Distinctive Awesome Result)!"

"Shuh! I've never seen it!"

"Whatever."

"Whatever."

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^

so true.
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dunbruha wrote:
I thought this was funny and true:

This is the essential form of nearly all arguments about RPGs:

"(Some Game) is the worst game because, sooner or later, (Some Awful Thing) always happens."

"No way, I've been playing (Some Game) since (Some Year) and (The Awful Thing) has never happened. What are you talking about?"

"Look at the (Rule Distinctive To the Game)--it always leads to (Some Awful Thing), the only reason for it is (Some Dumb Reason)."

"That's not true, (Distinctive Rule) leads to (Distinctive Awesome Result)!"

"Shuh! I've never seen it!"

"Whatever."

"Whatever."

Why do you hate 4th Edition?

Why do you hate America?

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Whatever.
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serleran wrote:
Whatever.

Whatever.
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Orpheus wrote:
Why do you hate 4th Edition?

Why do you hate America?

Do you want a serious answer to these questions?
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Traveller wrote:
Do you want a serious answer to these questions?

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So evidently the monsters that are in the "A" section of a monster manual all suck.
http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/20 ... anual.html

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Orpheus wrote:

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Traveller wrote:

Whatever.

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He is now putting out a video log thing with his players (more or less SFW apart from some profanity). It's at the Escapist: link
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Orpheus wrote:
Whatever.

Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Lighten up...geez.
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Orpheus wrote:
Whatever.

Whatever you do, avoid the event horizon of this thread or it will suck you in.

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I saw the blog, cute but not that crazy either.

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I've been looking through the posts and I'm still trying to figure out what the hades is even being discussed.
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If you want a reminder why the TLG forums are so great, read the comments/forum off that video. Man, is it swamped with Internet Tough Guys.
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Traveller wrote:
Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Lighten up...geez.

No, no. Just playin' along.
I could never harbor anger against the man whose CK screen I still prefer of the official one.

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