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My love of pie

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:22 am
by Lord Dynel
I like pie. I go to a pie support group to talk about my love of pie with like-minded pie eaters. Of course, there are cake lovers, pudding lovers, ice cream lovers, cookie lovers, muffin lovers (heh), brownie lovers, and (of course) the doughnut lovers, too. They have their own support group meetings (I think) they visit, but their shared love of pie brings them to the pie support group meetings, too. We all come to this support group because of our love of pie. We talk about pie, the different variations of pie, how we all like to eat it, how pie makes us feel, and sometimes we talk about other desserts, too. But its mostly about pie.

But it usually never fails, someone in our support group brings up cake. Cake this, cake that. For one reason or another, cake is brought up and the praises are sung for cake. You know what? I like pudding. I like pudding better than cake. I dont even like cake all that much, to be honest. But when Im with my pie support group and the topic of cake comes up and how good it is I cant help bringing up my love of pudding. Sadly this ends up turning the pie support group meetings into a shambles when cakes praises are sung at the expense of another dessert I happen to like, I cant help taking up the standard of the desserts I happen to enjoy. If the cake lovers can belittle desserts I like, then it should be tit for tat. I know its wrong of me, but I cant help it. Im there to talk about pie, damn it. If I cant talk about pie, Im sure as hell not going to talk about cake. Unfortunately, by this time no one is having a good time talking about pie at the meeting.

Why do I do this? Why do I feel this way? I dont know. I think part of it is because, like I said, Im there to talk about pie. I try not to talk about my other desserts (pudding, among others) when Im at the pie support group meetings. If I can slip into a momentary digression about another dessert thats one thing. Singing the praises of another dessert? Thats ridiculous at the pie support group meetings. Itd make more sense if they went to another support groups meetings. I hear that some are very popular.

Another part of it might be when cake comes up in the pie meetings, its usually done in a manner that belittles pudding, other desserts or, worse yet, pie itself. I already think any and all cake talk at the pie support group meetings is totally uncalled for, but when comparisons are drawn to other desserts especially ones I like its upsetting. Its bad enough that comparisons get made between cake and pie, cake and pudding, pudding and pie, doughnuts and ice cream, but when its done in a way that praises one and belittles another, feelings get hurt. But then again, that goes back to the idea that the pie support group actually talk aboutyou knowpie?

Maybe its wishful thinking, but if I was the president of the pie support group, Id forbid other dessert talk at the meetings. I mean, there are cake support groups out there. And ice cream support groups. And cookie support groups. Hell, theres even general dessert support groups, in case you have no idea what kind of dessert you want to eat. I really have no problems with these other desserts I eat most of them sometimes but at the end of the day, Im there to talk about pie. But Im not the president, and I cant forbid anything. People can talk about cake, pudding, cookies, or muffins all they want.

I like pie. I go to a support group to talk about my love of pie with like-minded pie eaters. If you have a shared love of pie, youre more than welcome to come on down and join the discussion. If you come around to talk about cake or pudding or cookies, Im not sure its the right place for you. Youre still welcome, of course, but try to show the pie lovers a bit of courtesy. Its be much appreciated.
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:24 am
by serleran
I like concobar. I like Lord Dynel.

What I like more is classic satire.
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:28 am
by Lord Dynel
serleran wrote:
I like concobar. I like Lord Dynel.

What I like more is classic satire.

I have no idea what you're saying, serl.
But if it means you like my post...thanks.
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:45 am
by Tadhg
I generally don't care for cakes. Too much frosting/sugar and crap. If I make a cake it's carrot or zucchini but without a barfy sugar topping.

Pies are fantastic and you can go savory or sweet. Tomorrow I'm making a Norwegian onion pie with Jarlsberg topping! Yum to the max.

Pudding . . never unless it's a Swedish or Cajun bread pudding with rum sauce.

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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:12 am
by Lord Dynel
I've never had it before Rhu, but that onion pie sounds dang good. My mom used to make these baked onion, and then smother them in beef gravy...so good. For some reason, your pie reminded of that.

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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:37 am
by Go0gleplex
I dislike cake...and pi.

Ice cream is the way to go. Vanilla with some strawberry and rhubarb cobbler.
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:44 am
by Omote
Cookies. COOKIES!

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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:20 am
by capitalbill
Yum....strawberry rhubarb pie...Famous Louise's...
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:53 am
by Secret Skeleton
I found that that pie meetings are far too secular and go against my personal beliefs. I was court ordered to one a year ago, and I was stunned to try and understand how such an organization can legally be imposed upon me by the government.

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:53 am
by Breakdaddy
I wonder if LD is going for the "most random person on the boards" award. It think he would win

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:03 pm
by Deogolf
I like dem all!! Me eat dem all!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:41 pm
by Sir Osis of Liver
I know there's an intelligent message to be had here right now, but damn it, I'm just too stinking hungry after LD's post to figure out what it is. Now the only question is whether to wash it down with a Mountain Dew or...I dunno...some other beverage...

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:37 pm
by Fiffergrund
Cake is for power-gaming new-schoolers.
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:53 pm
by Deogolf
Fiffergrund wrote:
Cake is for power-gaming new-schoolers.

I tinks Casey shud be banned for making flame war!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:08 pm
by Lord Dynel
Breakdaddy wrote:
I wonder if LD is going for the "most random person on the boards" award. It think he would win

Dammit man, it's allegorical, it's allegorical!!

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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:15 pm
by Sir Osis of Liver
Lord Dynel wrote:
Dammit man, it's allegorical, it's allegorical!!

Al Gore? He's getting divorced.

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:07 pm
by dachda
Sir Osis of Liver wrote:
Al Gore? He's getting divorced.

So's his daughter!
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:16 pm
by Sir Osis of Liver
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So's his daughter!

For about a nanosecond, the thought, "Is she hot?" went through my deranged mind. Then I thought, even if I weren't married, would I really want to go to dad's house for any family functions? Not so much.

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:50 pm
by Joe
Why not...I am sure the air conditioning is great!

So whats this "allegorical' stuff?

Is that some new flavor of pie filling or are you guilty of talking about cake also?

Never toss pie before swine. It will just be confused for cake and trampled in the mud.

Great thread btw!
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:46 am
by Lord Dynel
Thanks for readding my post guys. I apprecaite it!
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:21 am
by Joe
More I think about it the more I wonder.
To some it's all dessert and they don't see the difference. They just see things from a different angle.

When they dismiss pie for cake in such a way though there is no wonder feelings may get hurt. I don't think they recognize that maybe not everyone has made the same connections as they. And who the heck are they to assume that everyone has or even should for that matter?!?!

Some wish to focus on pie while others relate them together. All I suggest is to chill and just let it happen.

Perhaps you need to look at it from a larger picture.

What do they all have in common?

They get you fat and flabby just the same do they not?

The thing is that it's a group effort just like any game. The goal is for the pie lover to see that we are all in the cafeteria together. We hold up the line if we stay at one food station too long. You are not a special and unique snowflake! We need to all get our fill and get the heck out. Only then can the food line get back to normal and the rest of the folks get fed.

Regardless of your feelings toward pie, there is someone out there that would go to further extremes than you have ever imagined for some chocolate covered pretzels. I mean how can anyone deny the taste of salty and sweet in one bite? He would not hesitate to give you a sneak attack as you sleep just for a bite, so don't sweat the cake lovers.

I would just go to the cake sessions and let them see how it freaking feels!
Cake...pfth!
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:47 am
by Lord Dynel
You have some good points, Joe.

I don't mind the people who eat all desserts equally. Heck, I envy them, in a way. Those are a rare breed and hardly disruptive to my pie meetings. But those aren't the ones that come to my pie support group meetngs and make a shambles of things.
Joe wrote:
Regardless of your feelings toward pie, there is someone out there that would go to further extremes than you have ever imagined for some chocolate covered pretzels. I mean how can anyone deny the taste of salty and sweet in one bite? He would not hesitate to give you a sneak attack as you sleep just for a bite, so don't sweat the cake lovers.

I completely agree. There are some fanatical people out there. Heck, I might be considered one of them, given my love of the pie. My point is, shouldn't they be going to the chocolate-covered pretzel support meetings and professing their love of that delicacy instead of doing it at the pie meetings? And if they do attend pie meetings, should they show courtesy to the pie patrons and be disruptive with their love of the dipped pretzels?

That's my point entirely. I don't mind other desserts. All are welcome and meant to be partook in. As I said in my original post - I, and most everyone at my pie meetings, enjoy other desserts on a regular basis. But I think there needs to be a bit more respect when other desserts are brought up at support group meetings of a different "flavor" (pun intended).
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:17 am
by Secret Skeleton
What's an allegory?

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:33 pm
by Sir Osis of Liver
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What's an allegory?

It's a four-syllable word that's meant to screw with my feeble little brain.

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:07 pm
by serleran
As a great believer in the ecstasy of pudding, providing it is not vanilla, I must confess those extolling pie virtues leave me quite cold and left out. Perhaps I need to form my own Pudding Anonymous group. I bid you good day, sirs. I said good day.
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:45 pm
by Go0gleplex
Banana Pudding with a bit of dark chocolate chips as garnish. NUM! Even better in a creme pie. Just keep the pi away.
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:54 pm
by Sir Osis of Liver
Given my choice of desserts, I'd probably go with pecan pie every time. A nice, big slice of pecan pie makes me very, very happy. If there's a scoop or seven of ice cream on the side, that's among life's finest culinary pleasures for me.

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:56 pm
by Secret Skeleton
What's a syllable?

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:38 pm
by Sir Osis of Liver
Secret Skeleton wrote:
What's a syllable?

Syllable (adj): What happens when a solid substance goes into a liquid, and is completely assimilated into a syllution.

I got a A in science class.

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:02 pm
by Go0gleplex
syllable: (sylla-ble) a bull that's gotten into the fermented peaches.
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