The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword

[Relaxo]

A new bard Feat for PF
The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword

Prerequisites: 1 or more levels of Bard, Deft Hands, Pinpoint Targeting.
Effect: you can use a pen as a melee or thrown weapon with a range of 10 feet. Neither creates an attack of opportunity. A successful attack inflicts damage equal to 1d8 + your level.

(I should prolly have posted this on 4/1...