Spakmans Gamma-World-SEIGE (finished)
Cool, Ill be on as early as I can, Ill post here when the server is up and Im ready
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
Vent is up for those who can join early for making characters
70.55.61.192
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
70.55.61.192
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
Wow, 3 posts in a row for me
If everyone could post their characters here, it would be great, that way I can make myself a little cheat sheet with descriptions of all your skills/mutations so I don't have to catch myself saying "alright, cool, now just wait while I look up how that works exactly..."
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
If everyone could post their characters here, it would be great, that way I can make myself a little cheat sheet with descriptions of all your skills/mutations so I don't have to catch myself saying "alright, cool, now just wait while I look up how that works exactly..."
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
spak_man wrote:
Wow, 3 posts in a row for me
If everyone could post their characters here, it would be great, that way I can make myself a little cheat sheet with descriptions of all your skills/mutations so I don't have to catch myself saying "alright, cool, now just wait while I look up how that works exactly..."
-Andre
Do you want me to post mine? You already have a copy of my character
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I'll post Zudku tonight.
Also, I dragged my "spare" PC out of the closet and have it set up on my network. If I can figure out how to forward the ports and host maptools for us, I'd be happy to do so. Open RPG is just so aggravating.
I guess it's your call, Andre.
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Also, I dragged my "spare" PC out of the closet and have it set up on my network. If I can figure out how to forward the ports and host maptools for us, I'd be happy to do so. Open RPG is just so aggravating.
I guess it's your call, Andre.
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Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks
Aramis wrote:
Do you want me to post mine? You already have a copy of my character
You can if you want, but there is no need to. Like I said, I just want to make a quick reference sheet to be able to quickly look up how all of your mutations work without having to reference the book every time.
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
jaybird216 wrote:
I'll post Zudku tonight.
Also, I dragged my "spare" PC out of the closet and have it set up on my network. If I can figure out how to forward the ports and host maptools for us, I'd be happy to do so. Open RPG is just so aggravating.
I guess it's your call, Andre.
I'm down for it if you want to give it a try. What model of router do you use? I've done more than my fair share of port forwarding so I might be able to give you a hand with that
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
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Here's Zudku.
Level 1 Sentient Plant Enforcer
PS 14 (+1) Prime
DX 18 (+3) Prime
CN 10 (+0)
MS 14 (+1)
IN 12 (+1)
CH 10 (+0)
SN 14 (+1)
BtH Melee +2
BtH Missle +4
HP: 43
AC: 16
MAC: 11
Move: 23' walk, 30' glide
Perception: +1
Racial Abilities:
+2 Remain Unseen
+2 CON
Sun & Soil for food
+2 DX
Class Abilities:
Makeshift Weapons/ Armor
Combat Leadership
Size-up Opponents
Mutations:
Defect: Diminished Senses (Touch)
Major: Fear Generation (MP 12)
Minor:
Air Sail
Two 8m Squeeze Vines (MP 19; Mv 1m/rd, PS 8, Squeeze for 1hp/rd/vine)
Directional Sense
Equipment:
Flintlock Rifle (3d8)
48 musket balls/powder charges (47 remaining)
Bayonet
Waterskin
Sack
Studded Leather armor
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Level 1 Sentient Plant Enforcer
PS 14 (+1) Prime
DX 18 (+3) Prime
CN 10 (+0)
MS 14 (+1)
IN 12 (+1)
CH 10 (+0)
SN 14 (+1)
BtH Melee +2
BtH Missle +4
HP: 43
AC: 16
MAC: 11
Move: 23' walk, 30' glide
Perception: +1
Racial Abilities:
+2 Remain Unseen
+2 CON
Sun & Soil for food
+2 DX
Class Abilities:
Makeshift Weapons/ Armor
Combat Leadership
Size-up Opponents
Mutations:
Defect: Diminished Senses (Touch)
Major: Fear Generation (MP 12)
Minor:
Air Sail
Two 8m Squeeze Vines (MP 19; Mv 1m/rd, PS 8, Squeeze for 1hp/rd/vine)
Directional Sense
Equipment:
Flintlock Rifle (3d8)
48 musket balls/powder charges (47 remaining)
Bayonet
Waterskin
Sack
Studded Leather armor
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Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks
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Here's my router info:
Motorola VT2442-VD
It came with my Vonage service, before I was smart enough to cancel it. Don't ever ever EVER get Vonage. Trying to cancel is about on par with ending your free trial of AOL back in the day. Ugh.
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Art Monkey for Hire
Three-Headed Troll Art Wurks
Motorola VT2442-VD
It came with my Vonage service, before I was smart enough to cancel it. Don't ever ever EVER get Vonage. Trying to cancel is about on par with ending your free trial of AOL back in the day. Ugh.
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Ill try to be online from around 8 PM EST ( 1h before game time) if anyone has any questions or if you want to try getting a maptools server up jaybird, give me a ring and we'll see what I can do.
Treebore and Titania, If you have a chance I would appreciate if you could post/e-mail me your characters
thanks
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
Treebore and Titania, If you have a chance I would appreciate if you could post/e-mail me your characters
thanks
-Andre
_________________
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
vent is up
70.55.55.3
wow.. short IP tonight
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
70.55.55.3
wow.. short IP tonight
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
Level 1 Sentient Bear Esper
PS 18 (+3)
DX 14 (+1)
CN 17 (+2)
MS 16 (+2) Prime
IN 17 (+2) Prime
CH 10 (+0)
SN 10 (+0)
BtH Melee +3
BtH Missle +1
HP: 57
AC: 17
MAC: 12
Move: 40' walk
Perception: +2
Racial Abilities:
Incorporated into attributes
Heightened Smell
Class Abilities:
Hypnosis: CHA
Identify Mental Power Senses
Photographic Memory: Int
Sense Mental Power: Senses
Mutations:
Defect: Poor Respiration
Major: Life Leech MP 12
Minor:
Levitation MP 14
Mental Multiplier MP 13
Psychometry MP 11
Total Healing MP 11
Equipment:
2xFlintlock Pistol (2d8)
30-06 Rifle and 20 rounds
48 musket balls/powder charges (47 remaining)
Banded Mail
Waterskin
Sack
Studded Leather armor
STUN mace
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PS 18 (+3)
DX 14 (+1)
CN 17 (+2)
MS 16 (+2) Prime
IN 17 (+2) Prime
CH 10 (+0)
SN 10 (+0)
BtH Melee +3
BtH Missle +1
HP: 57
AC: 17
MAC: 12
Move: 40' walk
Perception: +2
Racial Abilities:
Incorporated into attributes
Heightened Smell
Class Abilities:
Hypnosis: CHA
Identify Mental Power Senses
Photographic Memory: Int
Sense Mental Power: Senses
Mutations:
Defect: Poor Respiration
Major: Life Leech MP 12
Minor:
Levitation MP 14
Mental Multiplier MP 13
Psychometry MP 11
Total Healing MP 11
Equipment:
2xFlintlock Pistol (2d8)
30-06 Rifle and 20 rounds
48 musket balls/powder charges (47 remaining)
Banded Mail
Waterskin
Sack
Studded Leather armor
STUN mace
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Next Con I am attending: http://www.neoncon.com/
My House Rules: http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/viewtopic ... llordgames
Since its 20,000 I suggest "Captain Nemo" as his title. Beyond the obvious connection, he is one who sails on his own terms and ignores those he doesn't agree with...confident in his journey and goals.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
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I had fun tonight, If I have a chance Ill play around with maptools a little more this week, and try to figure out some of the more advanced features and see what we can do.
And I promise, next weeks maps will be much less phallic
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
And I promise, next weeks maps will be much less phallic
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
spak_man wrote:
I had fun tonight, If I have a chance Ill play around with maptools a little more this week, and try to figure out some of the more advanced features and see what we can do.
And I promise, next weeks maps will be much less phallic
-Andre
I should hope so. That one was positively indecent.
Although, on the plus side, you reminded me I have to go into the doctor for a check-up
I think your HP house rule is a smart one. As I said during Dead Mule, these non magical games have a problem if there is a fair amount of combat because there must be long breaks for the players to recoup lost HP.
Next week:
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Sorry guys Im going to have to cancel the game tonight, We have some last minute guests coming over whom I haven't seen in years, and they're only in town for tonight.
Sorry for the short notice, but I only found out about 5 minutes ago.
-Andre
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
Sorry for the short notice, but I only found out about 5 minutes ago.
-Andre
_________________
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
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Understandable. Depressing, but understandable. See ya next week.
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The Ruby Lord, Earl of the Society
Next Con I am attending: http://www.neoncon.com/
My House Rules: http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/viewtopic ... llordgames
Since its 20,000 I suggest "Captain Nemo" as his title. Beyond the obvious connection, he is one who sails on his own terms and ignores those he doesn't agree with...confident in his journey and goals.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
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.... 4th of July Plans
Hey guys,
My father and I regret to inform you that we will be out of town to look at fireworks tomorrow (they do it the day before here apparently), and therefor will not be able to make it to the game .
It is a kind of moot thing with our family, since it has been 2 years since we attended a fireworks display (4th of July '06) and 3 years for myself and my mother (4th of July '05). Plus we are hoping to see some friends that we don't get to meet very often.
It just sucks that we won't be able to play, because we are really enjoying the game. Feel free to NPC our characters, we wouldn't want you guys to miss out a a night of fun because of us. We will post our characters a little later.
Titania Lefey
EDIT: We have just learned of a different park that does it n Friday... and has a lot more stuff going on. They have an all night party even (it goes from 8 pm to 11 am, though we won't be there that long.) it is an annual street parade, it is like this area's Mardi Gras.
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"I was just going to look! With fire...and lightning...and reanimated chipmunks....and raccoons... on fire."-Richard
My father and I regret to inform you that we will be out of town to look at fireworks tomorrow (they do it the day before here apparently), and therefor will not be able to make it to the game .
It is a kind of moot thing with our family, since it has been 2 years since we attended a fireworks display (4th of July '06) and 3 years for myself and my mother (4th of July '05). Plus we are hoping to see some friends that we don't get to meet very often.
It just sucks that we won't be able to play, because we are really enjoying the game. Feel free to NPC our characters, we wouldn't want you guys to miss out a a night of fun because of us. We will post our characters a little later.
Titania Lefey
EDIT: We have just learned of a different park that does it n Friday... and has a lot more stuff going on. They have an all night party even (it goes from 8 pm to 11 am, though we won't be there that long.) it is an annual street parade, it is like this area's Mardi Gras.
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"How can I glare into these eyes and not... stab them." -Richard in Slaughter your World
"I was just going to look! With fire...and lightning...and reanimated chipmunks....and raccoons... on fire."-Richard
So we will be gaming tomorrow night, unless the unexpected happens, of course.
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My House Rules: http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/viewtopic ... llordgames
Since its 20,000 I suggest "Captain Nemo" as his title. Beyond the obvious connection, he is one who sails on his own terms and ignores those he doesn't agree with...confident in his journey and goals.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
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jaybird216 wrote:
... unfortunately I think it may have to be my last for an indefinite period of time.
I hope that ends up changing.
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Since its 20,000 I suggest "Captain Nemo" as his title. Beyond the obvious connection, he is one who sails on his own terms and ignores those he doesn't agree with...confident in his journey and goals.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
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I got out of work early today, so I've already set up the server:
Gamma SIEGE
player password: player
See you folks at game time!
PS: There's a new version of maptools again (since Sunday!), so you'll have to download it before the game. It's dev version .34
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Gamma SIEGE
player password: player
See you folks at game time!
PS: There's a new version of maptools again (since Sunday!), so you'll have to download it before the game. It's dev version .34
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Hey guys,
This is Bran CK of Watery Doom!
I regret to inform you all that my Dad and my sister will be missing the game, My sister because she got invited to a sleep over by previously mentioned friends, and my Dad because he just came back from the hospital, layed down and went to sleep, It was very exhausting. Once again sorry :/
Bran previously mentioned CK Of Watery DOOM!!!
This is Bran CK of Watery Doom!
I regret to inform you all that my Dad and my sister will be missing the game, My sister because she got invited to a sleep over by previously mentioned friends, and my Dad because he just came back from the hospital, layed down and went to sleep, It was very exhausting. Once again sorry :/
Bran previously mentioned CK Of Watery DOOM!!!
Since its 20,000 I suggest "Captain Nemo" as his title. Beyond the obvious connection, he is one who sails on his own terms and ignores those he doesn't agree with...confident in his journey and goals.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
Sounds obvious to me! -Gm Michael
Grand Knight Commander of the Society.
vent is up 70.55.59.124
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
im getting a timeout error on the maptools server
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"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
_________________
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
QUOTES FROM GMS
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee
"A DM is like a duck." -Aramis
"thats the one where you explode. You sure you wanna do that?" -Titania
"It has a Rate of fire bonus of ... Ouch!" - JarredMcgee