anglefish wrote:
Really, you two think you've got this right? (or left). Without having to Dr. my Shoulles, I'll jackboot anybody who thinks they can dig in their heels and cross that finish line before me.
On a shoestring budget, I'll wrap them in a bow tie knot and show them that I am the High Heel villian of Punnery. After I give them a steel-toed drop kick, I'll have them go back to trainers.
A worthy entry into our fete. You've left quite an impression, but I fear you've merely taken baby-steps. I hate to brake it to you. Perhaps you'd thought me caught flat-footed, but nay! I heard your footsteps, as you'd broached the line like cavalry, but this pathway of punnery is for the infantry.
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AD&D, Amish Dungeons & Dragons.
"Galstaff, ye are in a cornfield, when a moustachioed man approaches. What say ye?"
"I shun him."
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"Knowledge, logic, reason, and common sense serve better than a dozen rule books."
-- E. Gary Gygax
