Drunk People Suck

serleran · Post by **serleran** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:16 pm

So, last night I'm sleeping, finally, after having this weird dream that's gonna be the cause of some warped game play, when I hear this loud banging and scuffling, and then pounding on the door to my house, followed immediately by the tell-tale sign of rattling as the doorknob gets wiggled. So, I go to check it out, and there's this Davis, I mean, drunk guy, stammering around, looking worse than a pile of sea turds, acting like he owns the place. I then proceed to wait until he's at least not at the entrance, and open the door, and go have a lovely "talk" with him, which ends in him not being brutally pummeled, and running away (as well as a imbibing penguin can waddle) due to the threat of "the police." After that, the police do show up, look all over, find nothing, and then proceed to keep me awake for another hour or two (they took a while to come to the door for "the talk.") This says nothing for the status of my yummy, who was probably very worried about what was going to happen. Damn drunks. Stay at your own f'n home!

Omote · Post by **Omote** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:04 pm

Sucks, every once in a while my neighborhood gets like that on holidays. Luckily nobody comes to the door, but they run around my yard, shoot off fireworks and the like.

*shakes fist like old man* YOU DAMN KIDS. GET OFF MY LAWWWN!

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Nifelhein · Post by **Nifelhein** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:25 pm

I never liked drunk people, even people I like just fine when they are not drunk. I would probably just beat the crap out of anyone doing that at my home, my patience is not as high as that and beating a drunk person is like sparring, once in a while you should do either (or both).
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Omote · Post by **Omote** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:31 pm

I'll tell y'all one thing, when I get a bit tipsy I'm not going to come a callin'.
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Nifelhein · Post by **Nifelhein** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:34 pm

Well, friends I would take in just fine, but an unknown person, man, he would be like a ball in a soccer game.
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serleran · Post by **serleran** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:53 pm

Well, this guy was asking for it, actually, but I held my normally vicious desire to destroy him nature in check. See, when I had my talk with him, I asked if he was ok, and he said something about having a problem, so I asked what that problem was, and his response was one word: you. I smiled, half-like, and nodded, and said "if I wasn't before, I am now." And he seemed to get the hint.

Omote · Post by **Omote** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:40 pm

Wow. Rough night, Serl, to be sure.

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gideon_thorne · Post by **gideon_thorne** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:51 pm

I just tell drunks, if they get cheeky, that I have a pocket full of matches and they will burn for days.
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DangerDwarf · Post by **DangerDwarf** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:00 pm

Sorry dude, thought it was my place.

Jyrdan Fairblade · Post by **Jyrdan Fairblade** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:37 pm

Urgh. That sounds like quite an awful way to wake up - some drunk person trying to get in the door and then essentially threatening you. I'm glad that nothing worse happened.

I don't really mind dealing with drunk friends, but drunken strangers can be worrisome. You never know if they're going to do something stupid.

Akrasia · Post by **Akrasia** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:23 pm

It's a good thing you don't live in Dublin ...
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serleran · Post by **serleran** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:41 pm

Naw, Akrasia. Dublin is lucky it doesn't live around me.

But, yeah. I don't like being accosted, much less by someone who "can't control itself." Social drinking: ok. Drinking to excess: stay away from me.

Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:45 am

So, it wasn't Davis Chenault, 'cause that'd be very cool!
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Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:46 am

gideon_thorne wrote:
I just tell drunks, if they get cheeky, that I have a pocket full of matches and they will burn for days.

Ah ha!!!

Yer one of those that lights them on fire!! I thought so, Peter J/K, of course.
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gideon_thorne · Post by **gideon_thorne** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:09 am

Rhuvein wrote:
Ah ha!!!

Yer one of those that lights them on fire!! I thought so, Peter J/K, of course.

*smiles* Well, no. But I did get rather artisticly creative on a fellow who thought it was fun to mess with me while he was drunk. Needless to say, by the time I got done decorating his passed out self he made sure never to be intoxicated, or assinine, around me again.
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Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:26 am

gideon_thorne wrote:
*smiles* Well, no. But I did get rather artisticly creative on a fellow who thought it was fun to mess with me while he was drunk. Needless to say, by the time I got done decorating his passed out self he made sure never to be intoxicated, or assinine, around me again.

Fantastic. I can only guess.

We used to employ just about anything at had. Eye makeup, shaving cream, snow balls, dildos, markers, hair clippers, eyebrow pencils, lip stick, hot wax - etc, and on and on.

Hmm, might have been one of my favorite things to do for slumbering drunk friends!!
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DangerDwarf · Post by **DangerDwarf** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:48 am

Rhuvein wrote:
Fantastic. I can only guess.

We used to employ just about anything at had. Eye makeup, shaving cream, snow balls, dildos, markers, hair clippers, eyebrow pencils, lip stick, hot wax - etc, and on and on.

Hmm, might have been one of my favorite things to do for slumbering drunk friends!!

Strange Fact:

Rhu frequents drunken parties where dildos are on hand.

gideon_thorne · Post by **gideon_thorne** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:51 am

DangerDwarf wrote:
Strange Fact:

Rhu frequents drunken parties where dildos are on hand.

Makes you wonder what they mix drinks with?
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DangerDwarf · Post by **DangerDwarf** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:57 am

Hence the name cocktails?

Nifelhein · Post by **Nifelhein** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:29 am

And with the kind of dress we know he uses... man! Well... or not...

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Omote · Post by **Omote** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:06 pm

DangerDwarf wrote:
Rhu frequents drunken parties where dildos are on hand.

Hey! What's wrong with that? Some of the best parties I've ever attended (including one just 3 weeks ago) had funtime equipment all over the place. Drunken debauchery, nothing better! ( BIG thanks to Barbase Columbus and the whole Barfleet crew for making that happen! )

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Nifelhein · Post by **Nifelhein** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:55 pm

I think the problems could start to arise once the dildos were not on hand any more...
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