Calling All Crusader Writers!
Calling All Crusader Writers!
You know those pictures of you that I put in the little sidebar-bios next to your articles?
Well, most of those pictures suck. They're low-res, and half of them are out of focus. I had to use a variety of artistic filters in Photoshop just to make you people look presentable.
So if you have any better pictures of yourselves that I can use, please feel free to send them along to me.
Also, some of the bios themselves are a little short, which means empty space on the pages -- and every square inch of empty space means an extra fifty rioters outside the castle here, and we're running low on boiling oil.
So please feel free to send along lengthier bios, too. Brag about yourselves a bit. (You know you want to.)
Well, most of those pictures suck. They're low-res, and half of them are out of focus. I had to use a variety of artistic filters in Photoshop just to make you people look presentable.
So if you have any better pictures of yourselves that I can use, please feel free to send them along to me.
Also, some of the bios themselves are a little short, which means empty space on the pages -- and every square inch of empty space means an extra fifty rioters outside the castle here, and we're running low on boiling oil.
So please feel free to send along lengthier bios, too. Brag about yourselves a bit. (You know you want to.)
serleran wrote:
Well, since I'm not one of them... tough.
Ahhh, but you could be! I imagine Steve might be happy to receive some new articles, if they're well-written stuff that people will like. Give it a shot!
Just be prepared to send a nice picture, too. I've been give permission to fabricate author photos out of thin air if I want -- and I've got the spells to do it, too -- so the next crappy photo I see is going to get a treatment that'll make it so ugly, Gollum will look like Jessica Alba by comparison.
Don't mess with a Graphic Artist, man.
Will my C&C conversion for "The Book Of Erotic Fantasy" make it into the next issue? Tell me that wouldn't sell....go on, I DARE YOU!!
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I submitted a bigger Bio but it got cut up. I'll see if I can dig up the full one again.
As for pics, well... My wife claims she has some GREAT ones to sub, but I dont' know if I trust her for that.
I'll see what I can do...
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Always remember, as a first principle of all D&D: playing BtB is not now, never was and never will be old school.- Tim Kask, Dragonsfoot
As for pics, well... My wife claims she has some GREAT ones to sub, but I dont' know if I trust her for that.
I'll see what I can do...
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Always remember, as a first principle of all D&D: playing BtB is not now, never was and never will be old school.- Tim Kask, Dragonsfoot
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