[WAY OFF TOPIC] Mr. Sasquatch 2008

jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:32 pm

I'm pleased to announce that voting has begun for Mr. Sasquatch 2008!

Not that I'd ever try to influence your decision, but just cast your gaze upon this fine piece of jerky-eating skunk ape...

Please take a break from gaming and pop on over to cast your vote in the following categories:
Mr. Sasquatch - "This award goes to the hairiest, grungiest, most Neanderthal looking piece of facial hair."
The General Burnsides - "This award goes to the competitor with the best sideburns."
The Rollie Fingers - "This award goes to the competitor with the best mustache."
The Picasso - "This award goes to the contestant with the most artistic facial hair."

And last but definitely least...
The Tenderfoot - "This award goes to the contestant who probably should have waited for puberty to set in before entering the competition."

Thanks, and have a hairy day!
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Troll Lord · Post by **Troll Lord** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:49 pm

That Rocks!

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jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:05 pm

Hahaha. Thanks Steve,

I should point out that the contest ran from Feb 15 (shave clean) until March 31 (submit photos). So what you're seeing is a mere 6 weeks of squatchy growth for all contestants.
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Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:15 pm

I would guess you are definitely in the final running, if not the winner.
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Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:09 pm

I think Jay is a secret sasquatch LARPer!!
But it's OK Jay. Let your creative inner self assert it's dominance in you every day live.

Yes, YOU ARE SASQUATCH!!
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jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:15 pm

I'm good enough.

I'm hirsute enough.

And Gosh Darnit...

I smell like skunk ape.
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serleran · Post by **serleran** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:18 pm

Can you play the banjo?

Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:21 pm

jaybird216 wrote:
I'm good enough.

I'm hirsute enough.

And Gosh Darnit...

I smell like skunk ape.

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Rigon · Post by **Rigon** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:48 pm

Jay, I'd vote, but that picture kind of scares me. I don't know if I can take seeing anymore.

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Dragondaddy · Post by **Dragondaddy** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:45 pm

jaybird216 wrote:
I'm pleased to announce that voting has begun for Mr. Sasquatch 2008!]

hrrrrmmm??? I always liked Messin With Sasquatch...

Check out the commercials, there is even better ones on Youtube.
http://www.messinwithsasquatch.com/

...

jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:32 am

Rigon wrote:
Jay, I'd vote, but that picture kind of scares me. I don't know if I can take seeing anymore.

R-

Awww, c'mon Chuck. I specifically chose that sneer because it shows off my gold toof!
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Rigon · Post by **Rigon** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:14 am

Sorry Jay, I think I might have nightmares now.

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jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:12 pm

*BUMP*
Voting ends today and results will be posted tomorrow. This is your last chance to decide who will be Mr. Sasquatch!
Vote early, vote often.

Just a reminder of it how it works. Take a look at the contestants, keeping the following categories in mind. Then use the form on the voting page to write in your choices. Example: Mr. Sasquatch: Jason; The General: Joshua; etc. Just fill in the name of which participant best embodies each category:
Mr. Sasquatch - "This award goes to the hairiest, grungiest, most Neanderthal looking piece of facial hair."

The General Burnsides - "This award goes to the competitor with the best sideburns."
The Rollie Fingers - "This award goes to the competitor with the best mustache."
The Picasso - "This award goes to the contestant with the most artistic facial hair."

And last but definitely least...
The Tenderfoot - "This award goes to the contestant who probably should have waited for puberty to set in before entering the competition."

Thanks!!!

JB
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Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:01 pm

OK, my vote is in. Jason IS ~ SASQUATCH!!!

This is way more exciting than voting for president!
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jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:39 pm

Thanks Rhu!
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Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:59 pm

Hey, I can't see the results - page error.

Oops, maybe there throwing out my xtra votes!
Or, the fix is being put in for someone other than our Jaybird.

I doth protest.

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Dorien · Post by **Dorien** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:40 pm

I think cleaverthepit should post his ugly hairy mug for the contest!

Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:14 pm

OK, the link is working ~ check out the results:
http://mrsasquatch.com/results.aspx

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Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:00 pm

Congrats Jason! I think the teeth and the foliage won it for ya!
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jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:39 pm

Thanks guys, and everyone else who voted (even if it wasn't for me!). The competition will happen again next February 15, so let's see some more hairy mugs next year!
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Deogolf · Post by **Deogolf** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:56 pm

Way to go, Jason! You hairy bass-turd you!!
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Indigo Rose · Post by **Indigo Rose** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:25 pm

I feel so deprived! I didn't even get onto the forums until after the contest was over. Not that you needed it, since you won, but I would have definitely voted for you, Jason!

I must say, however, that your facial expressions in the photos were quite disturbing... I must offer congratulations for that. Most of the other contestants just looked as though they were posing for mug shots at the local precinct. No style at all!

I look forward to next year's contest!
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jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:36 pm

Thanks Indigo Rose!

I was disappointed that more of the contestants didn't even try to get into the sasquatch spirit! I'll post again next year, during the sign-up period. Maybe we'll get a few more crazies for the line-up!
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Titania Lefey · Post by **Titania Lefey** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:52 pm

...do you realize you were wearing the axact same expression in that photo... as the guy in your avatar has?

I thinks its funny, and gratz

edit: you know what, I think you made your avatar from that photo or something.....
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jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:14 am

Yeah, ATOM drew the picture for my avatar based on the sasquatch photo:

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Rigon · Post by **Rigon** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:20 am

'Gratz Jay!

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Aramis · Post by **Aramis** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:13 am

That is one scary sasquatch! He seems to be trying to do something of great difficulty. I don't think I want to go into that bush. Might be some frightening spoor in there

Congratulations Jaybird
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jaybird216 · Post by **jaybird216** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:56 pm

I just submitted my photos for this year's competition. I'll make a new posting when voting opens on April 6th. I'm hoping to see some fantastic follicle follies!
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