Touched by a Goddess

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:41 am

I ran the first session of my homebrew campaign wolrd tonight. The party has a Paladin who serves the goddess of god, law and justice. He was explaining his path and ethos to the party rogue. In the exchange the player of the Paladin voiced the following sentence with stone cold sincerity:

"I was touched by my goddess at an early age."

There is now an offical church inquiry into the activites of the goddess with children.
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"My goddess touched me at an early age."

-Grikis Valmorgen, Paladin

The beginnings of my homebrew campaign world and info for my play by chat game:
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moriarty777 · Post by **moriarty777** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:48 am

LOL !!!

You know... I read the quote from the Paladin and I thought... hmmm that's not right

Then I read the next line!

Thank you (and thank your player) for a good laugh!

Moriarty the Red
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Maliki · Post by **Maliki** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:45 pm

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Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:54 pm

I take it your talking about your tabletop game, not the chat one.

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:07 pm

Yes the tabletop, but both games are in the same timeline, so the actions of my tabletop game could affect your game, and visa versa.
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CK the CK
"My goddess touched me at an early age."

-Grikis Valmorgen, Paladin

The beginnings of my homebrew campaign world and info for my play by chat game:
http://kbdekker.googlepages.com/home

Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:41 pm

Kind of funny the similiarities. I'm just glad I get the "hot babe" cleric to hang around instead.

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:50 pm

Well the other group has a half-elf female (wizard-rogue), so that group has a nice female touch as well.
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CK the CK
"My goddess touched me at an early age."

-Grikis Valmorgen, Paladin

The beginnings of my homebrew campaign world and info for my play by chat game:
http://kbdekker.googlepages.com/home

Jyrdan Fairblade · Post by **Jyrdan Fairblade** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:01 pm

"Show us on the doll where the goddess touched you.."

JonusBlackthorn · Post by **JonusBlackthorn** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:55 pm

that is just sick and wrong