Da bosz is buzy, so da intern getz to play! AyyGeePee salez!

Woody · Post by **Woody** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:35 pm

Hey evrybodiez!

Dis iz Woody da Cyclopz. I is da intern at Adventshure Gamez Publishin. Da bosz iz buzy gettin ready for Gen Con, so'z I gets ta be da bosz!

I'z declarin a SALE onna PeeDeeEffs. Dey'z on salez till da bosz finds out deyz on salez. Den I getz in trubble, but I getz to blame da catz, Captain Fuzzy Buttz.

So buyz deez tings while deyz on salez. Deyz Good! Da bosz will find out eventshually...

Buyz dem lotz! Den if da bosz getz some moniez, he can feed me fatter goblinz! Tankz!

Woody D. Cyclopz

Intern

Adventshure Gamez Publishin

Woody · Post by **Woody** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:36 pm

Captain Fuzzy Buttz sez I gotz to post da You Are Ells.

So what iz you's Are Ells?

I don't gots any Are Ells. Does you?

Woody D. Cyclopz

Intern

Adventshure Gamez Publishin

Woody · Post by **Woody** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:37 pm

Captain Fuzzy Buttz iz laffin at me. Why he laffz?

Woody D. Cyclopz

Intern

Adventshure Gamez Publishin

Woody · Post by **Woody** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:38 pm

Oh, dey iz URLs. Dat'z difrunt.

Woody D. Cyclopz

Intern

Adventshure Gamez Publishin

Woody · Post by **Woody** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:39 pm

I'z founded de URLs! I gotz dem now!

Woody D. Cyclopz

Intern

Adventshure Gamez Publishin

Woody · Post by **Woody** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:40 pm

Captain Fuzzy Buttz iz still laffin at me. I forgotz to post da URLs!

Here dey iz!
Da Wilderlanz Book
Da BIG Wilderlanz Map
Monstahs an Treashures
Da map of da Southern Reaches (I gotz some cousinz down dere!)
An dat magazine (Da bosz keepz whippin me to finish da next one!)

Woody D. Cyclopz

Intern

Adventshure Gamez Publishin

serleran · Post by **serleran** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:42 pm

Related to Grimtooth, much?

Woody · Post by **Woody** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:50 pm

Grimmy? He'z a second couzin on my mudderz sisterz couzinz side an a third couzin on my fadderz brudderz couzinz side. Nize guy. Lazt I heard, he wuz werkin for some necromancer... Dey alwayz gotz plenty of extra bodiez fur nibblin. Eazier than kickin over a goblin warren!

But I wuz werkin in da induztry when ol' Grimmy wuz still nibblin on da hobbitsez on da back fortee. I useta werk for da Big Man at Judgez Guild, Bob. Whut a nize guy he wuz. Now I'z helpin out at AyyGeePee.

Woody D. Cyclopz

Intern

Adventshure Gamez Publishin

Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:00 pm

Anybody related to Grimtooth is a friend of mine! Thanks for the salez!
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