I hate chickens!

Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:00 pm

We moved our young chickens out of their brooders to the outside day before yesterday. We had two heaters out there to keep them warm since the temperature went down into the 30's last night. So the stupid chickens all pile up in front of only one. This was over 200 chickens, they crushed 63 of themselves to death.

Stupid chickens!!

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Buttmonkey · Post by **Buttmonkey** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:02 pm

I don't even know where to begin to respond to that.

serleran · Post by **serleran** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:07 pm

Mmmm. BBQ.
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Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:14 pm

serleran wrote:
Mmmm. BBQ.

Unfortunately they are still to young to be worth eating. You can fit several of them in one hand.
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Post by **Breakdaddy** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:20 pm

Chickens are dumb. In their defense, though, if you put a big ole' pile of McBain's in a coop together they'd crush each other to death trying to get to the hair gel (see his pic on p. 20 of Crusader 16 for confirmation of this factoid).

Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:24 pm

Breakdaddy wrote:
Chickens are dumb. In their defense, though, if you put a big ole' pile of McBain's in a coop together they'd crush each other to death trying to get to the hair gel (see his pic on p. 20 of Crusader 16 for confirmation of this factoid).

Yeah, I saw that picture.
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Post by **Breakdaddy** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:29 pm

Treebore wrote:
Yeah, I saw that picture.

He's a dapper dan man:

huds0n · Post by **huds0n** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:17 pm

Breakdaddy wrote:
He's a dapper dan man:

Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.

I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.

Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
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huds0n · Post by **huds0n** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:19 pm

Also see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z5jU5nrlAo

For Hair Gel coolness!
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Fat Dragon Games · Post by **Fat Dragon Games** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:17 am

Breakdaddy wrote:
Chickens are dumb. In their defense, though, if you put a big ole' pile of McBain's in a coop together they'd crush each other to death trying to get to the hair gel (see his pic on p. 20 of Crusader 16 for confirmation of this factoid).

Can we please stop talking about page 20 of Crusader 16? I'm still getting night terrors from it.
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Rigon · Post by **Rigon** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:20 am

I think I'm gonna leave this one alone.

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Grendel T. Troll · Post by **Grendel T. Troll** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:17 am

But what about the lonely cry of the WERE-CHICKEN................
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Lord Dynel · Post by **Lord Dynel** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:02 am

Rigon wrote:
I think I'm gonna leave this one alone.

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GameOgre · Post by **GameOgre** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:41 pm

[/quote]Stupid chickens!! [/quote]

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dutch206 · Post by **dutch206** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:00 pm

I don't hate chickens. After playing several iterations of Final Fantasy, I hate Chocobos.
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Buttmonkey · Post by **Buttmonkey** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:47 pm

Okay, now I'm ready...

Were these the same chickens that run your ISP? If so, a lot of things are starting to make more sense.

Maliki · Post by **Maliki** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:21 pm

"Stupid Chickens"
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