Can't Take it Any More

DangerDwarf · Post by **DangerDwarf** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:33 am

Being an Ungern makes me feel so....so...icky. I cant take it any more so I have to make this post with the hopes that I'll become a....

DangerDwarf · Post by **DangerDwarf** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:35 am

Ogre!!!

Argh no!

IQ....dropping....

Belly.....growing....

Me wants to smash tings!

Noooo!

PeelSeel2 · Post by **PeelSeel2** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:14 am

DangerDwarf wrote:
...IQ....dropping....Belly.....growing....Me wants to smash tings!

Hmmm. That kinds describes me in my middle age. But if I try smashing things, my back may go out.
_________________
Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.

-George Washington

Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:59 pm

PeelSeel2 wrote:
Hmmm. That kinds describes me in my middle age. But if I try smashing things, my back may go out.

Tell me about it! I threw my back out almost two weeks ago and I am still having to be careful or I have spasms again!

serleran · Post by **serleran** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:11 pm

I've never thrown my back. Must be that I'm not strong enough to lift myself. Damn you muscled-bound freaks!

Oh, and we should get the post count = rank system up or something.

Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:17 pm

I prefer ungern over ogres, but both are nice creatures to throw at PCs!
_________________
Count Rhuveinus - Lejendary Keeper of Castle Franqueforte

"Enjoy a 'world' where the fantastic is fact and magic really works!" ~ Gary Gygax

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

Maliki · Post by **Maliki** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:24 pm

PeelSeel2 wrote:
Hmmm. That kinds describes me in my middle age. But if I try smashing things, my back may go out.

I know that feeling.
_________________
Never throw rocks at a man with a Vorpal Sword!

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:39 pm

Ungern rule. One of my favorite monsters now. My players fear them, in fact when I said my new campaign would be in my homebrew instead of Ahirde, 2 of my players said: "Yeah no ungern!" Thanks for the cool monster TLG!
_________________
CK the CK
"My goddess touched me at an early age."

-Grikis Valmorgen, Paladin

The beginnings of my homebrew campaign world and info for my play by chat game:
http://kbdekker.googlepages.com/home

vestinious · Post by **vestinious** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:56 pm

Treebore wrote:
Tell me about it! I threw my back out almost two weeks ago and I am still having to be careful or I have spasms again!

No need to tell me about it, my backs still screwed up from about 3 weeks ago.

Edit: We sound like a bunch of old gits

Julian Grimm · Post by **Julian Grimm** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:15 pm

No problems with my back but I have a left shoulder that hates me!
_________________
The Lord of Ravens
My blog

Dakhysron · Post by **Dakhysron** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:20 pm

vestinious wrote:
No need to tell me about it, my backs still screwed up from about 3 weeks ago.

Edit: We sound like a bunch of old gits

Does your face hurt?

Well it's killing me!

vestinious · Post by **vestinious** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:41 pm

Dakhysron wrote:
Does your face hurt?

Well it's killing me!

Well now you come to mention it YES, I had 3 teeth taken out today

Dakhysron · Post by **Dakhysron** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:53 pm

vestinious wrote:
Well now you come to mention it YES, I had 3 teeth taken out today

Oh, jeez! I wish you a speedy recovery.

vestinious · Post by **vestinious** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:06 pm

Well they say that bad things come in three's so I should be good for ages now
Then again the amount of painkillers I have been taking for the last three weeks Im proberly end up doing detox

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:26 pm

It it makes you feel better I have a bad knee and bad shoulder (both fringe benefits of military service), they both swell and ache, especially in bad weather. As my girlfriend says I am a 25 year old with the joints of a AARP member.
_________________
CK the CK
"My goddess touched me at an early age."

-Grikis Valmorgen, Paladin

The beginnings of my homebrew campaign world and info for my play by chat game:
http://kbdekker.googlepages.com/home

Post by **Breakdaddy** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:27 pm

If you think that being an ogre is bad, try being a goblitt. I dont even know what the hell that is....

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:29 pm

Breakdaddy wrote:
If you think that being an ogre is bad, try being a goblitt. I dont even know what the hell that is....

I think that is... well you know that "muddy" stick next to the goblin latrine. I think a goblitt is the "mud" on the stick.
_________________
CK the CK
"My goddess touched me at an early age."

-Grikis Valmorgen, Paladin

The beginnings of my homebrew campaign world and info for my play by chat game:
http://kbdekker.googlepages.com/home

Post by **Breakdaddy** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:31 pm

Combat_Kyle wrote:
I think that is... well you know that "muddy" stick next to the goblin latrine. I think a goblitt is the "mud" on the stick.

Then it is truly weaksauce to be me.

Dakhysron · Post by **Dakhysron** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:31 pm

Breakdaddy wrote:
If you think that being an ogre is bad, try being a goblitt. I dont even know what the hell that is....

Oh, please.

Post by **Breakdaddy** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:31 pm

Dakhysron wrote:
Oh, please.

Out of the way, peck!

Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:38 pm

Combat_Kyle wrote:
It it makes you feel better I have a bad knee and bad shoulder (both fringe benefits of military service), they both swell and ache, especially in bad weather. As my girlfriend says I am a 25 year old with the joints of a AARP member.

Yep, my back and my 100% disabled verteran rating are all thanks to the Navy and the incompetent surgeons I had. I had to become a civilian and get civilian medical care before I was anywhere near repaired. Even so it took 4 to 5 more years (the pain meds make it a blur) for the Civ doctors to get me as repaired as I am now. Still no where near what I used to call 100%. Maybe 40%. On a excellent day. 20 to 30 % on average days.

angelius · Post by **angelius** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:12 pm

Woo Tree is about to hit 800 posts!
_________________
Big Iron Vault Your friendly neighbourhood gaming magazine. Check out our new webcomic, The Heindrich Project!

DangerDwarf · Post by **DangerDwarf** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:37 pm

So....what will his Baleful Polymorph be?

Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:40 pm

DangerDwarf wrote:
So....what will his Baleful Polymorph be?

Droll Troll?
_________________
Count Rhuveinus - Lejendary Keeper of Castle Franqueforte

"Enjoy a 'world' where the fantastic is fact and magic really works!" ~ Gary Gygax

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes:" - Macbeth

Inkpot · Post by **Inkpot** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:43 pm

I predict a transgendered troll/mogrl combination....

Ink
_________________
Check out Inkpot's C&C Downloads: http://www.cncplayer.net/inkpot/index.htm

C&C: Blissfully devoid of gestalt neko-hin rogue/fighter/mages!!

serleran · Post by **serleran** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:49 pm

Grape ape.

Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:20 pm

Dang! I didn't realize I was ahead of Ser!

Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:21 pm

801 and I believe Grinder is the "title" I have had for awhile. I'll have to look at Ser's to be sur.

Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:24 pm

Looks like 1,000 is probably the next name level.

Over on Necromancer I finally made Death Knight, and Ser is a Demi-Lich.

3,000 more posts on Necro and I earn a custom title for being one of the most... talkative? board members. I hope to reach that number by July of next year, for my B-day.

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:00 am

I have to admit I do like getting cool titles for posting. Now it seems Rhuv and I are neck to neck, in a distant 3rd to Treebore and Serleran. We should have a top 10 posters game at LGGC if everyone can make it.
_________________
CK the CK
"My goddess touched me at an early age."

-Grikis Valmorgen, Paladin

The beginnings of my homebrew campaign world and info for my play by chat game:
http://kbdekker.googlepages.com/home