I am that I am, and I am Dorien! The BEST Dwarf ever!

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I am that I am, and I am Dorien! The BEST Dwarf ever!

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm back!

Battle Axe!

Chain Mail!

Beer!

Look down and laugh if you will, but I will already have cut 'um off, roasted 'um, salted 'um and fed 'um to a Kobold!
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My Axe has been chipped by the armor of a thousand foes!
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Do they have Ritalin(tm) in your realm?
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Yes, but I am immune to that poision!
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Great! Now be a good dwarf and get a flat top helm so I have a place to put my beer mug when I'm drinking around you!
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DWARF WARS!!!

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Post by Dorien »

PeelSeel2 wrote:
Great! Now be a good dwarf and get a flat top helm so I have a place to put my beer mug when I'm drinking around you!

Ha! Try it and yours will be cut off, roasted, salted and fed to Kobolds as well, that is of course if you have a pair!
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Re: I am that I am, and I am Dorien! The BEST Dwarf ever!

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He's from a great family. One known for propping up the feet of the highest in the realm.

The Footstool clan.
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Dorien wrote:
Ha! Try it and yours will be cut off, roasted, salted and fed to Kobolds as well, that is of course if you have a pair!

So! Ye eat with Kobolds?
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